. . . and we need to invest in an increased supply of crash helmets.

Um, no.

Let the brain
damage mount.

Gotta counteract
the actions of the
Wagoneers.

BugNutz vs. Boggy Tits.

Most Lounge fun I've
had over coffee in a
while.

All my pleasure, amigo. It really made my day- it is 41 already and rising.

41C! Shit.

It's only getting up to 36C here today.

We are at 1/10th expected rain fall for the month, and a new record for consecutive days above 90F (32C).

I have an awful feeling you're not even joking about this.

I never joke about my profession, Pinocchio. I am very happy being a teacher, translator.

Then I'm happy for you, Tinkerbell. It's your students I feel pity for.

My sentiments exactly.



All your pleasure?
I had all the good lines.

Puppets never have good lines unless you are Zippy.

Pinocchio, you would be surprised, whatever I am preparing my students for (FCE, CAE, matura exam) they pass it getting high grades only.

I know, it IS a pity-I will not teach you, however, watch out, your nose is gettin' longer and one day you may spike BugNutz' arse.

I would like to see everyone
speak or type Polish as well
as Boggytits speaks or types
English. He can at least be
passable in both languages
whereas some of you can't
speak your native tongue
properly. Myself included.

Totally correct. He far surpasses my own ability
in a second language that I need daily.

Doesn't mean I can't give him xit.

I mean, he keeps trying to xove
his hand up me arse
because he thinks I'm a puppet.

If he doesn't stop soon I may
begin to like it.

I know, it's a little like slapping a nun to make fun of somebody's english when they aren't a native speaker. I know what it takes to keep up in a forum environment in a second language, and I applaud anybody who does it. But when you get into bitch-fights with other people on those forums, especially in fun, and you start smack-talking about how good your language skilz are, you leave yourself open to rebuttal.

I don't mean to insult your profession, Boggy. Teaching is one of the three or four cardinal professions without which there would be no life worth having.

That said, one of the things that gives your posts here their "unique burnt funk" is how "individual" the writing is.

My language skills were never that good-I am learning as well and cannot compete with native speakers of these languages I believe, I know a bit.

I do not remember being spiritus movens of any the bitch-fights here and there (especially there).

Yes, I know that you do not mean that and personally you know I have nothing against you, Pinocchio. Everyone is inimitable and it is the main reason LL is THE forum.

Burnt ™? It is impossible, I am using only grain spirits for my extraits. However, I'm jealous of your weather-it is 43 right now here. Jeez!

I love this place.

And xit, it's
only 34 here
today.

Boggy's Polish
sausage must
be cookin'.

True, finally it has reached 28. Melting all day long. I want a storm!

Reached a scorching high of 26 today.


I love this place.

That's hot.

Today, meteorologists promised it would rain-I will kill fuckers if they fail; so far it is around 30.

Another sign that you should give the land back.

Another anal rape favorite.