And so it begins.
We will report back after the first offensive strike.
Wish us luck, and pray for our safe return!

The city will never survive.

Not only will the City survive, I'm fairly certain it will colaborate.

Start spreadin the booze...
I'm leavin today
I wanna be a part of it
NY

ba ba ba da dum
ba ba ba da dum

aren't you joining them porkio?

Since there's a ban on ferrets in NYC (really), I'm going stealth mode.

Didn't they repeal that?

No - still banned there, California and Hawaii (and a few less significant cities). Feral fear is my guess.

Yes, too many people were flushing them down the toilet and they would grow to enormous sizes in the sewer!

DG

It's people like you, CG, that give rise to those legends. The USAF never found that to be true.

That's because Ferrets don't fly.

DG

I heard from the NYC Corps earlier this evening. Festivities were well under way and it sounded like they were on a first-rate pub crawl.

but where are the pix? I thought we'd have an hourly update, at least!

I was hoping for a live webcam from Rimmy's laptop. Uh ... computer, that is.

DG

Yeah GODDAMIT.

I want pics of drunk people.

....and NO bum porn.

DG

I notice none of them are online yet...usually we have them all by this time!

well, Sheepy and Lammy have no internet connection at home.

:PTFA:


I'm guessing that Porky and Rimmy either stayed over there or are still napping.

Actually I couldn't make it out last night because I had LOTR ROTK tickets I bought a month ago. I'll be falling off the wagon hard though tonight. If we're at Rimmers house we'll definitely have pics. There's several interesting samples to try too... wheeee!

you missed out on drinking with all of them because you had tickets to see the Lord of the Rings?

were they giving out free rimjobs at the theater?

Geek!

Well, at least Pork didn't dress up like Frodo or Gandalf ... um.... did you Pork?

DG

The Mayor says "Hollah!"...

Wish you were here to catch it....

Awesome! Driving the porcelain bus back home. Can't wait to see more.

DG

Wanna fight?

That's how I remember him best. Beer in one hand...

Looks like someone beat me to it!

DG

The Mayor loves each and every one of you.

















Yeah, right.

Fuck you! Yeah.
That's B'fast.
Dick.

I feel fuzzy.

Yes, my shit does smell like shit.

And it tastes like it too.

Dinar mik thesbiulsh!

(That's go fuck yourself in Elvish).

Just kidding, I don't know any of that shit, I haven't even read the books, it's just a tradition w/ me & my friends to see it on opening night. Tonight however, myself and the mayor may have to tag team the porcelain god...

Great pics Rimster.

Seperated at birth? You make the call....

DG

Thanks, Rimmy. Great survival footage. I'm glad to see that you boys are drinking your water. We need pix of the Sheepses, too. Don't forget.

Looks like the Mayor needs a shave, CG style.

Yeah, I always thought he was balder than Homer Simpson. Looks like he has a bit of hair left.

New emoticon:

That guy is a monster!

That's funny, the guy from the Hills Have Eyes looks more like the mayor than the mayor does.

That's way better than the old one.

More pictures of the Mayor, please.

Great icon Rimmy!

DG

Piss off cunts.

Welcome back Mayor!

DG