Eric's cuter. Given the
right buzz, on the right
night, who knows...

I wouldn't hug Manson
if he was covered w/Milla
Jovovich.

ArtySizznal is colored
fo' real.

Mansinthe is "natural".

AS louches fuckin' lovely
and full.

MansInIt(fo' the money)
louches weak and lite.

Arty is forward w/the
woody worm, but in
a balanced way.

Man oh man is forward
w/his worm too, but it
ain't got the qual-it-tay.

Eric's got a nice whiff
about his xit.

Marilyn xit smells cheap.

I'd like Eric's xit from the
bottom.

MM's can sit and spin
down the sink. Not
worth extending the
tongue.

Thanks to the
Swine Wand for
the ol' switcheroo.

1's an artisinal product.

1's just product.
Not a bad one for $44,
but still...

Arty is best CO in a hundred years. Matter defines mediocre.

And then drops below.

You guys make Markus cry.

Good job.

Their money
makes them
laugh.

If Han the Vietnamese Boat boy sees that photo he's gonna get mighty jealous.

Well done! The truth shall be spread. And any "all-natural" bunny shall be made instantenously dead.

the reality is the vast majority of people won't give a shit...

That is the truth, even for the obsessed, it's hard to maintain a level of exquisite scrutiny.

I just got an e-mail from drink up New York, they are accepting orders for Kubler.

What PaPa said,
X 1,000.

Marshal Józef Piłsudski

Butt do not take it personally, of course.

Isn't that how you make your living, Shaft? People not giving a xit about paying way too much for mediocre crap? You scumbag piece of xit...

That's true.

But who gives a shit?

I only do half of the time.

On a 'cuz
yer a lil' xit.

it's nice to know you're always here to care about me...thanks!

He's a shaft
of sunxine.

He said he is going to retire from here soon, so try not to miss him too much.

I think we're down to just ten more Bater posts.

Thank god!

Yeah, how sad.

I'm going to have to move to Washington.

Guess he's
not going to
ATL.