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Stroller
Here
Amber von Doom
I don't see "Daredevil" on that list and it needs to be there.
Louched Liver
The B film choices
are all funny bad.

The rest I could tell
would suck and
never saw 'em.
Crosby
Worst one I ever worked on: Being Human.
Louchelooker
I don't see Blue Brothers 2000
on that list. That was the worst
sequel ever only because I love
the original so much and they did
it such an injustice without Belushi.
absinthist
The original was awesome, what explains your viddie choice-"Rawhide" on My Space.
Kirk
Anyone ever see a western with Bob Dylan in it? I think it was called hell town or back to hell town, or something like that,
has to be the worst film I ever saw, it was so far beyond bad, it passed funny bad and caught up with really really bad.
TheGreenOne
Star Wars -- worst movie ever (I don't know about the sequels since I wouldn't see any more of that wretched bombastic, jingoistic crap.)
artemis
Hell Comes to Frog Town starred Rowdy Roddy Piper of the WWF.

Bob Dylan was in a Western about Billy the Kid. He didn't play Billy, though. Someone captured him and made him stand in a general store and read all the labels on the cans. Bob, looking through his granny glasses: "Beans, beans, ahhhh beans, let's see ... beans, beans"

His song "Knocking on Heaven's Door" was featured in the movie in the scene where the sheriff was dying in the arms of his wife.
G&C
This one?
Selmac
They forgot Titanic.
Porkio
QUOTE(Crosby @ Oct 7 2007, 02:48 AM) *

Worst one I ever worked on: Being Human.


Yeah, that one was a major snoozefest.
Worst one I ever worked on: Shadowboxer

Thankfully they didn't credit me. The premise was that Cuba Gooding Jr. was a hitman and Hellen Mirren was his step-mother and trained him to be an assassin, and they also bonk eachother. Turns out she has terminal cancer, and so she has Cuba blow her brains out as he's nailing her. The lovely film also features a full-frontal shot of Stephen Dorff complete with prosthetic enhancement...
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Some other movies that need to be on that list:

-Playing for Keeps (The Weinstein brother's failed attempt at directing)
-Carnosaur
-The Stuff (so bad it's brilliant)
-Heaven's Gate
-Pearl Harbor
-Armageddon
-Transformers
-Age of Innocence
-Crash (the Paul Haggis sledgehammer, not the Cronenberg movie)
-The Scarlett Letter
-Alien Vs. Predator
-Exorcist: The Beginning
-Blair Witch Project
-Blair Witch Project II
-Earth Girls Are Easy (another film that's so awful it's brilliant)
-Flash Gordon
-Frankenhooker
-McBain (the Simpson's character is based on a REAL movie)
-Red Dawn
-Barbarella
-Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (Roger Ebert wrote it!)
-Every film made by Andy Warhol
Wild Bill Turkey
Tagging an Ed Woods experiment, made for 130.00 as the worst film of all time isn't fair. A film can't be truly, gothically bad unless a lot of money and energy was spent making it so. My votes for the worst movies usually have 20-30 major stars in them. The films the producers thought "couldn't lose".

I'm glad to see Crash on Pork's list. I would add

Grand Canyon
Meet Joe Black (a pathetic multi-star remake of "Death Takes a Holiday", Brad Pitt plays Death as a moron )
The Betsy ( A 70's car movie with every working celebrity of the day )
The Tycoon (Deniro)
Porkio
Good point on Grand Canyon, as Crash was a rip-off of that film.
Stroller
Mike Myers - The Cat in the Hat.
artemis
The budget of the film doesn't by itself make the film bad.

I don't like bad films, but I like a lot of cheap films.

Frank Zappa, as usual, explained it all:

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/a...sewhere/07.html
Louched Liver
Ah, The Betsy!
Good call, Gobbler.
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