Oy vey!

'Bout fucking time.

The last one was getting to be like the metal doorknob I didn't want to reach for after shuffling across the carpet. I was getting to be afraid that sooner or later my computer wouldn't just crash when it tried to open it, but actually explode.

Which doorknob?

The one that said-
"Only open if
intelligent?"

Got the "legal" Kubler yesterday
and might open it tonite after class.

Frankly, it's a miracle
that I can operate the CP while that hammered.

Lost your wagon?

That legal Kubler tain't that bad.
I know, it's only CO, but for a
legal CO that I can get my hands
on for kinda short money I'll take
it.

Betterer than
PooXid?

Or same league?

Well, I don't think Lucid
is that bad so you prolly
don't want my opinion.
On either of them. All
I'm saying is that I think
they are both all right
for legal in America
absinthes that all of us
have access to.

But I would have to say
that the Kubler does seem
to be a little betterer than
the Lucid. I haven't had
Lucid in a while so I might
have to do a side by side.

Tried my Loosexit yesterday.

Still a little fishy.
Butt taste is betterer.

I just louched up
a Lucid.


The Kubler is way
bettererererererer.

The Lucid is too sweet and
anisy. The Kubler has a
better more authentic absinthe
taste. I'm guessing that
the Kubler has more fennel
or wormwood than the Lucid.
I could be wrong ona'cuz I
don't know xit about xit but
that's what I think it is.

Is that "loose-xit"?
or "loos-exit"?

I'm just glad to be on the wrong
side of the pond to try it.

I like my fishy
on the entrance side.

And fish's piss while leavin' I bet.

Squirters have allure.

Where do you get your Kubler, and how much is it,I would like to try it.. Currently we are drinking Lucid

That may account for the sick looking and annoying characters in your signature . . .

Not to mention the big-ass
ugly post-quote.

Hey, FuckOnYa,
Quit quoting posts.
You seem to not be
conversant in our
etiquette about
posts being
conversational.

Since you've already
been told, you could
just be stupid.

First LuXit™ victims. Beware! It comes to a shop near ya!

I have to be at the dentist in about an hour where I will be scraped, gouged and tortured with instruments of torture. I'll be preparing myself with vicoden and absinthe in advance. Could be a xort day.

Ah, la bleu, breakfast of champeens!

If ya cum back toofless
we'll chew you up.

Hope it goes well.
Painlessly.

I really hate dental xit. I won't be toothless but I'll be ragged out. Right now I'm starting to feel real good though.

Proll, I'll swap places with you.

I've got to take a half day off work to replace the starter in my wife's Dodge Stratus. It is under the exhaust manifold and over the motor mount. No way to get to it without removing one of the others.

Xit!

$136 plus tax for the starter.

$360 plus tax if the dealership does it.

I meant betterer than when first opened (the Pooxid).
I haven't tasted the US Kubler.
Savin' cash for Bettererest™.



Don't forget to take your medicine bottle for the parking lot.


You misspelled stealerxip.

Fekona, don't listen to these
craggy, crotchety ol' men...
They're just cranky cause
they didn't get their oatmeal
mush today at the home.

And if you got your Lucid at
DrinkupNY then they have the
Kubler too. If you didn't get it
there then.....they have it.

But please, don't post
quote anymore unless
it's absolutely necessary.
I think there is an FAQ
around here somewhere
talks about post quoting.
Do a search.

Eating beer, and lots of it.

Sometimes wrapping words in a quotidium and leaving one word out makes a more hopeful point than the original.

Ha!

What the Poker
ejaculated.

Starter replaced. What a pain in the ass job. Took me most of yesterday and half of today to get it done. On top of that I figured out the rocker box (Valve cover) gasket needs replacing. Another half day job I guess.

Made enchiladas beans and rice for dinner. Margaretas to drink.

Skunky Italian beer this evening.
A nice Pinot Noir when that runs out.
Can't sleep these days.

Wogger's Wed Wine Wemedy may be in owdew.

Saved my life.

Spucky,
Crap, that sounds
like drudgery and
annoyance. I used
to love to wrench
on cars, but they
were cars you could
wrench on.

I only like it when I don't have to.

Ain't that the truth.

Toured George Washington's distillery and grist mill last week. 'Twas cool to see the old wooden gears still powered by a creek and a giant wheel.

Isn't that a nucuhlehr
plant in your part of
the world?

Nah. It's what I use to power the vibrator.

No wonder it's
wet and wood.

Replaced the rocker box gaskets today. Much easier than the starter.

Also prepared the broken windshield washer, and swapped out the radio/cd player.

Yea, I used to enjoy working on my 55 Cheve. This POS is a real suckjob in comparison.

The Cheve you could climb in the engine compartment and set on a fender well while working on it. I can't hardly get my hands in the places they need to be on the cars any more.

Lovely evening for pullin' a Prole. The wife want me to go to the Dr. for some recent digestive problems patially due to sum killer Chinese food. That ans swollen feet but I'm not up for all that crap. I prefer Ethanol Therapy™. Meanwhile, peas soup on the stove, a vicoden, another glass of absinthe and I feel fine,


real fine.

Spellin' fucked up.

Real fucked up.

Maybe but not that fucked up. Still productive and able to function on a higher level than most. Especially after eating dinner.


Not necessarily fucked up but


beautiful . . .

How's the ticker and BP? Maybe you should listen to "She who must be obeyed".