Orangutans are good.
Vaginas are good.
Orangutan vaginas ...

Light my wood?

I avoid French things since that flight on Air France in 2004... little bastards.

Air France merged with KLM in 2004, but you can still fly KLM if you prefer.

Ya fookin' zoophile!

Didn't that kind of thinking bring on the HIV virus?

Buggy has not shown us his health certificates yet...

They're too cute to have anything.

If having little makes a person cute, then I must be a fucking bombshell.

Who says you aren't?!

Abby will like this

I'll drink to that!

In fact, this round is on me!!

Stayin' at my
mudder's house
I had access to
basic cable again
for more than a
day.

Oh, boy...

I did get to
watch the Indiana
girls high school
volleyball championship
2 nights in a row.

Same game.

I had the
Yellow Pages
out the next
day lookin' for
the nearest
Payless.

Welcum to Poland!

For 6er,
An email that was sent to everybody at work today:

Ah, what lengths people will go to avoid using the gender neutral singular possessive pronoun (assuming "one" is singular, of course; I'm sure that's quite a bold assertion).

You should complain about the spelling of overnight, though.

It's also puzzling to want to tow the car owners rather than the cars standing in the way of the plough, but to each "there" own : .

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respecting the environment, is good!

Either it's deja voo or we've all seen those pix a few years back.












Then again, could be Wernicke's . . .

could also be a positive side effect of alcohol in general and absinthe in particular, dunno who it concerns most, but thats irrelevant?!

And 6er, the rule
nazi, still post quoting
directly from above.

He has entered the Eastern Front stage. Last one, unfortunately, hence he is crazin'.

ah! crap i thought 'twas broca's.

Broca's is
broke, ah?

Remember kiddies, spousal abuse is all fun and games, until someone loses an eye.

Hmmmmm, I wonder.

Already?

Ah, well.
My 1st one didn't
last long either.

Plenty o' fish
smellin' stuff
in the Back Bay.

I guess what happened in Vegas shoulda stayed there. At least there aren't any little complications (one hopes).

A wedding's
pretty big.

Even if'n it's to
a pindick.

Yeah but little junior pindix would make it a lot more difficult to cut out.

No.

Just more expensive.

Heard.

And our
garbageman's
be xort on endz.

Butt.

Dat ain't it.

Far az I know.

Well I wish him the best with a tough situation.


Speaking of "juniors" -- (from Bater's MySpace blog)



Wonder what this little Bater (if there is one) looks like???

No, too tall.

Oh, there is one.

And he ain't no baby.

Werd.

The town is authentic and lies in Austria, the plate has been stolen four times a year.

That's up there
w/Hell, Michigan
and, of course,
Intercourse, Pa.

"Fucking" was first mentioned in 1070. Its name commemorates Focko-6th CE local hero. In that case "Fucking" in Old German would mean "Focko's folk place". The first plate was stolen in 1945 by American soldiers. In the recent years the potential thieves were coming from UK, USA, or even Australia just to get that unusual souvenir with them.

The fuck you say!

Fucking's women ya mean? Could be that as well. One never knows what Destiny bestows.