Full Version: How exactly do i "amuse you"? IX
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My bad. I confused sad with funny again.
Cutz both wayz
w/that fuck.
w/that fuck.
This is called IAIDO, a very old and respectable martial art.
Hopefully, they do stand up and start slicin'; kneelin' all fight long wood be tough.
He still hasn't put his guest book back up.
Ran another cunt
outtah town, we did.
outtah town, we did.
Fuck yes Cros'! I knew I had seen that smutty face before.
IAIDO, what an ex-goth, wanna-be absinthe-master does for his next hobby.
Remember when you asked me what I want for Christmas?
Under your pillow
unit needs backup?
unit needs backup?
I wonder if they make one with an optional drink holder?
You better hurry and get a patent for that idea.
Mom keeps a baseball bat by the bedroom door, a gun in the bedside table, and an icepick under the mattress.
Oh, Bonkum, the best idea's been taken.
I guess your mom
gets men in bed
the same way you
do, Pymph.
gets men in bed
the same way you
do, Pymph.
She doesn't know about roofies yet.
Ruff o'de mouth?
QUOTE(Nymphadora @ Oct 24 2007, 04:30 PM) 
Mom keeps a baseball bat by the bedroom door...
My Ma has my old bat too. I asked her if it was so she could offer a burglar something to beat her to death with.
I believe he bailed from the WS as well.
Still has his CCP up on his site. For shame.
Still has his CCP up on his site. For shame.
Artifags?
Dunno if this is true, butt I thought it was good for a chuckle.
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout
> the entertainment industry for being more than just a little
> self-righteous. He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland
> when he asks the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence,
> he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
> Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
> "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
>
> A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the
> crowd, pierces
> the silence............. "Well, fookin stop doin it then!
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout
> the entertainment industry for being more than just a little
> self-righteous. He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland
> when he asks the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence,
> he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
> Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
> "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
>
> A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the
> crowd, pierces
> the silence............. "Well, fookin stop doin it then!
Didn't know the Liver had been visiting Glasgow recently.
On the road entering Florida
Bush's health care plan.
Now with instructions.
Still leaves some options.
Cleanliness isn't everything.
6ers new hobby is strange and dangerous.
No comment needed.
QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ Oct 31 2007, 03:27 PM)
Now with instructions.
How to avoid being a xitheel.
Why men don't take messages.
Kidz....
The feeling of "being out of it" is the taste of sewage, both last the similar period of time.
Cannot the kids just get under the gun properly with reliable booze without all these modern xit's inventions?
Cannot the kids just get under the gun properly with reliable booze without all these modern xit's inventions?
Huh. Back home, folks made the selfsame stuff. except they broke the bottle on the doorstep of a despised other and it was not called "jenkem," but "nast."
That's just completely fucked up... and apparently not a joke.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
Holy shit.
Literally.
And I think I'll pass on this one.
Unless I get a really grate HG
Jenkem at an LF or something.
And I think I'll pass on this one.
Unless I get a really grate HG
Jenkem at an LF or something.
Some people seem to think their Jenkem don't stink.
You misspelled Jadefunk..
QUOTE(Louchelooker @ Nov 6 2007, 01:06 AM)
And I think I'll pass on this one.
Unless I get a really grate HG
Jenkem at the WS.
Unless I get a really grate HG
Jenkem at the WS.
Thought Jenkem was only CO, o tempora, o mores!
Do you like French things?
Into furries and.... sea creatures with squirting fruit breasts?
Like Orangina????
Then you might enjoy this French commercial for Orangina featuring animated, buff and horny furries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7Ap5_VYmo
Hm, somehow I like it, but I'm CO. Wanna do some French furry things with me, Amber?
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