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Kirk
eBay crap, again
TheGreenOne
Still beautiful.
Kirk
Anyone here know about a virus called Daily digest, I had an e mail with that title and I deleted it without opening,
today, I had an e mail from a friend, (i thought) but it looked like a duplicate,
I opened it and it was the daily digest, it had swiped my mail header and used it to get me to open.
Now I can't get rid of the S.O.B.
Kirk
It seems to be a virus that has taken hold of my mail box, and is trying to sell me mostly virus protection.
Helfrich
Can't help you there. I'm on Linux so to me a virus is just a sub-microscopic parasitic agent consisting of some nucleic acid within a protein capsid, that reproduces after infecting a host cell.
Bognoz
The Dutch guy's got
the low-down down on
the Boggy Tits. Fits 'im
to an illness giving T.
absinthist
Huh? Off yer meds again?
Bognoz
Must be. As usual
yr making me sick.
absinthist
If I were that sensitive as ya, Buggy, seein' a glimpse of yer posts, I wood be pukin' my entrails out, butt I do not do it; I simply ignore yer thru hat-talk.
Bognoz
Butt yr gutless, so there
goes that theory, scienTits.
Bognoz
Sorry, misspelled "clueless"
absinthist
Dumass™.
Bognoz
Fine by me.
Yr a dumass™.

Whatever
suits you bestest.
absinthist
Um, no. I am a Pinhead, ya are a NOROM™. Hasn't it been settled already?
Bognoz
That's right, I'm no
Rom. Did someone say
I was?
Louched Liver
Thru Hat Talk
is a casino in
CT.
Bognoz
Wanna bet?
Louched Liver
Odds are I don't.
Bognoz
You'd prolly win.
sixela
QUOTE(absinthist @ Apr 10 2008, 10:57 AM) *

I simply ignore yer thru hat-talk.


You seem to ignore people in quite long winded manner...

Louched Liver
Much ado 'bout doo-doo.
Bognoz
Well, poo on you
party-pooper.
Kirk
Speaking of poo, my cane auction went all the way to 500 some dollars,
pretty risky bidding, considering the scrap yard would pay nearly $3000.
Some of the stuff that does sell is bewildering though.
Crosby
It sux that the fucker didn't pay you. whoopin.gif
Wild Bill Turkey
Old Absinthe Spoon from all the way back in 2006, when it was made for the Boveresse festival. Obviously the poor spoon has fallen on conspicuously hard times since then.
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absinthist
And that 1 USD banknote is what? Free gift or used instead of wrappin' paper?

Bognoz
It's used for something called "perspective,"
which, of course, you wdn't be expected to unnerstand.

It shows that the spoon is shrinking daily.
absinthist
Corossion of brain=corossion of spoon.
Wild Bill Turkey
Collectible First-Batch bottle of St. George
At least the sales pitch is completely honest:
QUOTE
The value of this item is in the bottle and not the contents.
Rimbaud
Yeah, beautiful packaging at least.
elfnmagik
QUOTE
The value of this item is in the bottle and not the contents.
Finally, some truth in advertising.
nephrite
I recycled all of mine butt 2. Xit!
Then I finally tasted absinthe.
Wild Bill Turkey
Absinthe Bottle Oil Lamp!!!
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Crosby
That's something even Oxy's collection is missing.
Rimbaud
Primitive anal bead?
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