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Louched Liver
HA!

What a fuckin' pinhead (no offense, Zipz).

DrinkSlinger
Is it 'cause you work with a Pollock and a guy named Wondergem?
Louched Liver
Doesn't help,
does it?
Oxygenee
Laughing at your boss on a publicly accessible forum ≠ long term job security.

Move this thread to the Clubhouse now.
Helfrich
Please don't. I'm already missing so much of the good stuff.
Louched Liver
Like anyone's lookin'.
Louched Liver
And I'm certainly
not laughing.
Louched Liver
Except @ my
own picture.
Bart Roberts
Better t' buy a car from ye than Gary Bollocks.
Louched Liver
For me, yeah.
mthuilli
What a neck on that picture!
Body Builder style baby!
Louchelooker
There's only three of ya's
to sell all the cars? What
the heck are ya wait'n for?
An old guy and a kid. Sell
them damn cars already.
Louched Liver
Oh, I do.
TheGreenOne
Isn't Liver wearing a tie one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Le Gimp
OK, we are now up to three signs.

1 Global Warming
2 Hops and barley prices on the rise
3 Liver wearing a tie

What are 4, 5, 6, and 7 going to be?
Louchelooker
Well, you didn't make one
spelling mistake in that last post.
That's gotta mean something.
absinthist
Sounds apocalyptic...

RickyWinston
QUOTE(Louchelooker @ Oct 29 2007, 07:22 PM) *

Well, you didn't make one
spelling mistake in that last post.
That's gotta mean something.

PTFA.jpg

He mis-spelled "Okay"...djipxit...
Porkio
Can I get the Burnt Umber Sierra with the True Coat?IPB Image
absinthist
Here ya go:

http://naturalpigments.com/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=820-609
Bognoz
sombra quemada?

Chinga su madre.
absinthist
Ya wanna Spanish variety? Of coz, there is:

http://www.kremer-pigmente.de/shopint/inde...p;product=11585

Not Umber, but same family.
TheGreenOne
I used to live next the Umber family. I hated their absinthe. It was burnt.
absinthist
Ah, the famous Umber family! Yeah, raw is betterer.
Bognoz
Sienna others that were burnt?
Off. Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(Porkpie @ Oct 30 2007, 11:32 AM) *

Can I get the Burnt™ Umber Sierra with the True Coat?


Is that Ted Breaux's new marketing slogan?
absinthist
Ya mean Jades?

Yeah, that might the case, the truth had spoken thru Buggy and said: "Jades use sienna, hence are burnt™".
Off. Jack Batemaster
Sienna's a slut!
absinthist
Have had her several times, nuthin' special, really.
Bognoz
More likely a witch.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Replace the "w" with a "b" and we're talkin' aboot The Lord™ again...
absinthist
So, the
QUOTE
des plantes rarement utilisées
are siennas and umbras, mebbe ochres, to get the desired burnt™ style? And nuthin' else Matter...
TheGreenOne
'cept for Oliver.
absinthist
Thass the biggest problem, indeed.

Mebbe, or mebbe not, they will finally figger out the legendary GRAIN spirit does exist, butt when it occurs, ya'll be all puttin' candles on my grave.
Louched Liver
Sienna Miller is hot.
Louched Liver
And nothing else.
Louched Liver
I'm on a hot roll.

Friday night, Saturday
and then today-
3 sales in 4 days.
absinthist
yelclap.gif
Louched Liver
Workin' my day
off because it's
the end of the
month.

Better sell one
to make it worth
it.
Kirk
I've only bought 1 new car , I think it was because of the salesman,
he wanted me to buy it, he worked real hard showing the car, he found 4 reasons to get on his knees while he was pointing things out, while on his knees, he'd look up at me, right in the eye, and ask me to buy it, he wasn't begging or anything, just working hard, and with good timing, how could I say no?
Bognoz
A little spit shine on the shifter knob
would seal the deal with me.
Louched Liver
Um, I don't
leave spit.
DrinkSlinger
I don't wanna know what you leave...
Bognoz
As long as you're willing
to give your attentions to trannies
manually.
Bognoz
I'm guessing with you
that's automatic.
Louched Liver
I can xift
in that
direction.
Bognoz
Better keep you pedal to the metal
so you don't get rear-ended, then.
elfnmagik
bent tailpipe.
Louched Liver
Fuckin' dipstick.
Bognoz
We got any rooter-rotor motor jokes?
Other than what's just goin' round?
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