Looks like mid January
I'll be hitting Kirk's, Prol's,
TGO's, Atown, NYC,
Boston, Dinkyville.

Anyone else?
I forgot the Atlantians
went over to the Mild
Side.

(Not So) Clever Hans?
Bueller?
Anyone?

And in August-
San Fran Crisco.

der Cros is confirmed,
Head as well.

Mild Swill?
AssRoller?

"Tour" is masculine. Le grand tour...

Ie don'te fuckin'e caree.

At least one of you is.

It's been a long time since I've been out to San. Fran.

Never been to Dinkyville yet neither.

I was givin' it serious consideration...until now.

Come on out!

I think his coming
out in Seattle got
him a Glassy boot
in the nutz.

Indeed!™

What about a European Grande Tour?

I think I can fit him in my suitcase.

Les grandes vacances? Grate idea!

Louched Liver - a Tower amongst Men.

You misspelled "Penguins".

I was just thinking my sofa was sorely lacking in greenhouse gases.

Very true.
She's mellowed out though.

Gee, and only in
what?, a couple
years?

Yes, my lil'
You Row buddies,
I'm thinkin' about
stinkin' up the
Continent.

There's more paperwork
to file to get more of
the money and the house
and the car are in probate
for 4 months until I can
sell them.

Then I have to look at
investment options to
keep myself outtah the
workforce.

A truly worthy goal that!

Good luck to you.

Work and I don't work.

Mid January? No telling where I'll be on any given day, but I'll make a point of joining you at Prol's or TGO's. If you pass through here betwixt the two and I'm in town and not working, we can certainly grab one.

Um, one wha'?

That involve a
men's room?

Just tap your foot.

It'd be grate to see you again Hans, April too.

Likewise.

Liver- I was thinking of a beer, we're just a sleepy Southern town here, we don't have a Cuff.

Well, we do have this...

Like "Priscilla...", only there's no painted bus, and it's not the Outback, and the guy from the Matrix isn't here, but they do a Drag Brunch on Sundays that can be entertaining in a frightening sort of way.

I like brunch!

They have a
fruit plate.

Go figger.

And Southern hospitality -- they'll be glad to push in your stool!

Itinerary so far-
Kirkensteinville,
Xit City,
Hans Job Town,
TGOburgh,
Atown,
NYC,
Boston,
Dinky Town,
Upstate NY,
Lansing,
Upper Lower Mich.

Pymph is ascared of
my staph and higher
than statistically
normal jerk rate.

Don't forget to carry a camera and a pencil on your trip.

It would really suck if Austin does not get added to that list.

Separate sortie.

That would be the South West & West Coast Tour?

West Coast is
a fly in.

EarLick is a drive by.

You're over half way here by the time you leave Upper/Lower.

I'll be returning to
The Whacker by
plane after Le Grand(no e)
Tour.

Stop by Bama and I'll take you to cow patty bingo or a tractor pull.

Your staph no scare the nymph. Masturbate in the yard and annoy the neighbor. Don't want sticky furniture.