absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 08:42 AM
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/ski/archives/126626.aspThe best bits:
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it seemed that all roads led to the state of Rum, but only if it had flavor.
Yup, rum is flavourless, what a dumbass.
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Absinthe is a mysterious nectar with hints of licorice and has been linked with madness and other neurological disorders.
QUOTE
Refined?
What does that mean? Is it marketing jibber jabber? Does it mean they changed the taste? Worse yet, does it mean they changed the Absinthian effects?
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Apparently the reportedly hallucinogenic affects of wormwood is what caused the great Absinthe Ban of 1915 in the first place.
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Absinthe is supposed to grip your epiglottis and swing on it like a crazed chimp over an alligator pond. It's supposed to writhe down your throat like an angered mongoose. It's supposed to be something that like Mezcal, only a select few call their own.
What absinthe is supposed to do with mezcal, when these spirits are miles away of each other?
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My body feels like a helium
Off. Jack Batemaster
Nov 27 2007, 08:49 AM
Must be a Wormwood Society "member"...!
GreyBoy2
Nov 27 2007, 08:49 AM
His brain is full of helium.
Louched Liver
Nov 27 2007, 09:01 AM
I feel lightheaded
just reading
that xit.
Louchelooker
Nov 27 2007, 11:15 AM
Heeeeeeeeeeellllliiiiuuummmmmmmmmmmm!
Strrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnndbbbbbbbuurrrrrrrrrggggg!
absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 12:08 PM
I will sue the guy. Loogie has just read and see what has happened? Readin' nonsense may impair yer thinkin' and speakin' skilz.
Louched Liver
Nov 27 2007, 12:18 PM
So, that covers
Loogie and you...
Bognoz
Nov 27 2007, 12:33 PM
Loogie inhaled. That's
understandable. But Tits
is filled with stuffin'.
That's lamentable.
Louched Liver
Nov 27 2007, 12:46 PM
The stuffin' keeps
leakin' out into the
Lounge.
absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 12:47 PM
So moan, for the fuck's sake! It has made ya wet?
Louched Liver
Nov 27 2007, 12:48 PM
You misspelled-
"nauseous".
absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 12:54 PM
Buggy's not my puppet, so I cannot control his reactions or allergies.
Bognoz
Nov 27 2007, 12:58 PM
Just fuckin' the stuffin'.
Bognoz
Nov 27 2007, 01:00 PM
Must be hypo-allergenic
onacuz it's 100% synthetic.
absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 01:00 PM
What stuffin'? It ain't pierogi thread, is it?
absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 01:04 PM
QUOTE(Bognoz @ Nov 27 2007, 01:00 PM)
Must be hypo-allergenic
onacuz it's 100% synthetic.
Ya seems to be likin' synthetic mineral-driven balancin' xit full of lying de Sades, it is yer style, then.
Bognoz
Nov 27 2007, 01:19 PM
When you synthesize a sentence
like that, I just swoon and splooge.
absinthist
Nov 27 2007, 01:53 PM
As long as it makes ya happy.
Zippy
Nov 27 2007, 03:37 PM
Not everyone can write like that. It takes a real pinhead to do it consistantly!
mthuilli
Nov 28 2007, 12:02 AM
Boyz, get a room.
Bognoz
Nov 28 2007, 12:32 AM
Only if I can lock him in it
and throw away the key.
He keeps cumming on
off-key anyhow.
absinthist
Nov 28 2007, 02:05 AM
Ya cannot silence me that easy. Socky's suggestion is good. A room to close the Master and his Bugz puppet in.
absinthist
Nov 28 2007, 02:30 AM
Silly, ya iffen haven't realised whom I accused ya to be, the sentence tells it all.
Louched Liver
Nov 28 2007, 02:45 AM
I can
only
say-
WTF?
Zippy
Nov 28 2007, 03:09 AM
There, he's done it again!
Pinheadese!
absinthist
Nov 28 2007, 03:12 AM
I am askin' myself the same question since he started trackin' every step of mine. Is he sufferin' from obssession or what? I ain't thujone-fed Dr Magnan's guinea pig.
Hey Zippy, glad ya dropped in! At least, ya are more real.
Bognoz
Nov 28 2007, 05:49 AM
If you were a wee bit more tidy
about where you leave your skat
I wouldn't be constantly stopping
to scrape it off my shoes.
absinthist
Nov 28 2007, 06:04 AM
Ya are draggin' yer xit everywhere ya appear, my boots are xit-reisistant butt the smell (stench) cannot be eliminated that easily, please, do sumthin' 'bout it, will ya? Has not yer master taught how to be a tidy puppet, if full of neverendin' xit-bringin'?
At the very moment, ya are like absente, try as ya might to be absinthe, ya re just another crappy aa2 pastis. 'Nuff said.
Bognoz
Nov 28 2007, 07:06 AM
Just when I was hoping to get
one of those new smell-o-puters
for the holidays. Thank you
for the warning that not everything
is coming-up roses. Or tansy.
absinthist
Nov 28 2007, 07:18 AM
Ya're welcum. Tansy has a killer scent, indeed. The more I hate ya, the more I luv ya.
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