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absinthist
http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la-fo...ome-middleright

Funny readin' if it had not been for:

QUOTE
"I don't like vodka," Yoon said. "It has little to no character, and most people abuse it by covering up what little character there is."


If ya do not like it, fine, your choice, Mr. Yoon*. Butt, since ya do not like it, ya cannot appreciate its complexity and wonderful taste, so shudthefuckup. And better not come to Poland with such heresies.

*seems to be beer-eater, not spirit connoisseur.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Vodka is a scam.
Louched Liver
Ha!
absinthist
Hence, so delicious.
jaded prol
If "delicious" means the absence of flavor . . .
absinthist
It is up to yer preferences.
Louched Liver
That's a
tasteless
comment.
Bognoz
It's just that he has so little
character, he tries to make sure
it doesn't get covered-up.
Louched Liver
Needs a smaller Speedo?
absinthist
Thass right- good vodka is tasteless and hence its uniqueness, though dependin' on the base it will suggest this or that direction:

rye-sweetish

barley-robust

oat-burnt™

potato-strong

wheat-delicate

beet-cloying

Buggy, please SKREW YOU!!!
mthuilli
We xould marry them.
Soundz like a nice couple.
Bognits.
Bognoz
Golly, I get little wry and
he mistakes it for being
sweet and makes improper
propositions.
absinthist
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Nov 28 2007, 12:00 PM) *

We xould marry them.
Soundz like a nice couple.
Bognits.


Do not push yer luck, Socky. Butt such a "fusion" wood bring desolation to the fora, indeed.

I have already tracked 8 people who ya cannot be, Buggy, so the list gets xorter and xorter.
Bognoz
Only 6765090998 to go.
But you can eliminate the
ones with no possible
internet access.
absinthist
Not exactly, I am controllin' ya all the time here and there, so few to go.
Bognoz
Butt didn't there used to be 10
in The League? Your own polls
(Poles?) are slipping.

Bognoz
Butt soon I'll have grounds
for a restraining order.

Who's stalking who?
Louched Liver
Who's caring?
absinthist
QUOTE(Bognoz @ Nov 28 2007, 12:35 PM) *

Butt didn't there used to be 10
in The League? Your own polls
(Poles?) are slipping.


There are actually 12 of us, ya are havin' old records. And ya are not European, so many others wood go as well. The Poles stayed at our forum, they do not post here and there.
absinthist
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Nov 28 2007, 12:46 PM) *

Who's caring?


Buggy seems to be doin' so, he cannot leave it.
Off. Jack Batemaster
The difference between the best Polish vodkas and Everclear:

nothing, butt the proof
absinthist
I will bring the best Polish vodkas, Jack. These ya have here are not ours finest, hence I wholeheartily agree they might resemble Everclear.
Louched Liver
Your werdz resemble
Neverclear.
absinthist
After the finest ones (incl. HG), ya are really enterin' Neverclearland.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Nov 28 2007, 01:12 PM) *

The difference between the best Polish vodkas and Everclear:

nothing, butt the proof


End of story™.
absinthist
Ya have sold yer Polish soul to???
G&C
Only for the truth.

I believe he has found it.
GreyBoy2
In a big pile o' breasts.
Louched Liver
Butt not Tits.
absinthist
Knowin' that some can hardly put up with one Tits, they wood strongly oppose a pile.
Bognoz
No matter, I already
think of you as a pile.
absinthist
Ya'll get accustommed to it, Buggy, ya will.
Louched Liver
No one else has.
G&C
Don't be so sure.
Bognoz
Inured to manure?
That's fertile, for
herbal renewal.
Louched Liver
Xit comes and
xit comes.
Louched Liver
And so it goes.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Yes, please go.
Louched Liver
I'd gladly go in yer hat.
Louchelooker
That wouldn't bother him
as much as if you went
in his xoes.
Louched Liver
Puevogs.
Louchelooker
'zactly.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Poorvogs, laterley...
Louched Liver
The cost of family.
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