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Crosby
...how to bake xmas cookies.
Crosby
Tell me this had no influence Abby during her formative years:
Crosby
It's a short-bus ride to a shower massager.
Louched Liver
Attached to a
fire hose for
Wogger.
Louched Liver
So she can hit the sides.
A.B. Normal
Raul, the shower massager, has been replaced, thank you.
Eddie is the new favorite.

Especially after the night I got into the windowless white van with the stranger with handcuffs.
Louchelooker
Hmmm, that van thing sounds a little familiar.
Louched Liver
He hydro-rape you too?
Louched Liver
The spray prolly
did yer hole good.
A.B. Normal
Gave me that fresh feeling.
Made me want to walk on the beach
with my mother and discuss intimacy issues.
Louched Liver
I'm guessin' "fresh"
is a distant mammary.
A.B. Normal
I'm more worried about cobwebs or rust these days.
Louched Liver
Spiders and crust
in your man bait
hole?

Poor fucker who
wicks his wet next
there.
A.B. Normal
He's English.
Who cares?
Louched Liver
Neither him
nor you, apparently.
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