There's a snowstorm up this way today.
The UPS driver just arrived,
took him an hour to get here from the 99 restaurant,
the 99 is a half-mile away.

I'm stuck at work very late today.

And here I thought you were going to be talking about Peter Shaft's career...

Stuck in a brewery, what a fate.

Sadly no,
I'm at the corporate hell box right now.

Stay there. It took me three hours to go from MGH to Dorchester. The ride normally takes 10-15 minutes.

Fuckin' grate.

Yeah, and I was trying every little
shortcut I knew. So was everybody else.

Just stay there 'til about
midnite then the streets
should be clear enough.

I just heard that route 128 in Lexington has been closed due to non-moving traffic and spun out trucks.

Maybe do another 8 hours tonight and take tomorrow off.

Sounds good to me.

Me too. Cuz I am laughing at you!

Um, thanks.

i hear he's doing grate, and what about you rupaul?

Is that the only record you own?

Gros&Con?

There's more than one broken record around here.

I'm guilty as charged too. Though, I am looking for a penny to put on the needle(sorry kiddies).

Why yes.
Yes you are.

Make it two for the mixed metafour: repetitive and opinionated.

oh la la, le snap!

Oooooh, it's Battle of the Bitchslap Titans.

Cat fight!

Awww crap! I'm allergic.

Um, no. Peter Shaft is just a bitch, and not one who can slap...

To get back on topic,
Geyboy is not answering
his work or home phone.
I guess he didn't get out
last nite and he is a
shriveled corpse at work
right now. Or he got out
and is a frozen popsicle
on the side of the road
somewhere.

Please feel free to cum up
with other untimely demise
scenarios for Geyboy now:

Accidentally strangled himself trying on a coworkers black bra.

You've met him Rupert The-God-Of-Them-All ?

Damn, you're good.

Geyboy died choking on MToolie's knob...

GeyBoyToo refused to get into Loogie's garbage truck; broke Loogie's thumb; Loogie xot and killed him...

The topic title sumz it all.

Like your "expertise"...

you tell him rupaul, you da man!

why, you, you're so krool!

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Season's "meat"ings!

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et voilà, bon appétit!

...™

Can you cuntz
please not fight
when I'm not around?

I wanna be here to
enjoy it.

Funny, I always thought of Jack as an outspoken, 7 foot tall black drag queen too!
After meating him in real life, still do.

Anyone else?

Um, no.

More of a mean eyed,
overly coiffed, short,
asocial prick.

You have to look at the projection though.

He projects w/
a low wattage
bulb.

Butt,
it burns a long time.

Yeah, I forgot
syphilitic.