Porkio
Dec 20 2003, 04:09 PM
What's your favourite knockin boots scene?
Mine's a tie between Leaving Las Vegas with the bourbon on Elizabeth Shue's breasts and the one between Reagan and the demon Pazuzu in the Exorcist...
Fluffy G
Dec 20 2003, 04:18 PM
Hmmm... The first one that came to mind was the scene with the real estate king in American Beauty. Although that wasn't real a great sex scene. Do sexy nude scenes count, or do they have to be having sex to qualify?
Felis Catus
Dec 20 2003, 11:59 PM
The scene in Coppola's Dracula where Lucy is being ravaged by Dracula when he is part man/part wolf.
The scene in Eraserhead when Mary X is trying to pull her suitcase out from between the mattress and the bedsprings and it makes the bed squeak.
The scene in Demon Seed when the intellegent computer "probes" it's owner.
That's all I can think of for now.I am reading Red Dragon and my mind just is'nt on romance.
Not that these scenes were'nt sexy as hell.
Masque
Dec 21 2003, 02:12 AM
The double dildo scene in Requiem for a Dream, even if it was a flash.
HELLCAT
Dec 21 2003, 02:45 AM
The Movie "THE HUNGER" scene between Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon with the opera
music of "LAKME" in the background.
CelticGent
Dec 21 2003, 09:15 AM
yep, porky, the bourbon licking scene is one of the finest scenes ever filmed. shue is one of my all time faves. the ass scene in palmetto....i can't even begin to describe.....
hey, mark it down - i agree with catass! that lucy scene in dracula is great.
couple more of my faves:
the phone booth in true romance
boxing helena in its entirety
when anne parillaud breaks the handcuffs in
this little seen ditty
heather graham from behind in two guys and a girl
the kitchen scene in postman rings twice (the remake)
the big easy
man, i could go on forever....
oh wait,
get the butter
DGLeadbetter
Dec 21 2003, 10:09 AM
QUOTE
get the butter
I saw that movie when I was 16 .... it made me laugh so hard, because I kept thinking, "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it."
DG
Le Gimp
Dec 21 2003, 12:19 PM
Orgasmo, The Stunt Dick scene.
Porkio
Dec 21 2003, 12:57 PM
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 21 2003, 03:01 AM)
The scene in Eraserhead when Mary X is trying to pull her suitcase out from between the mattress and the bedsprings and it makes the bed squeak.
I like how you think.
I also like the bed spring bicycle pump ceiling paint rug clean cello scene in Delicatessen...
AquaMan
Dec 21 2003, 02:00 PM
Lezbo scene in Mulholland Drive. Nuff Said.
Felis Catus
Dec 21 2003, 04:07 PM
Porkio-I'll have to check out that Deli film.I am very interested to know how all those items add up to a"sex scene."It does sound as hot as the squeaky bed,though.
Mulholland Drive? Which scene?The one in the bed or the one on the couch?I'm guessing the one in the bed because one girl says "no" in the couch scene.Of course more happens first in the couch scene.
I liked the frantic masturbation-and-weeping scene.Self-abuse and despair are a potent combination.
DGLeadbetter
Dec 21 2003, 07:20 PM
QUOTE
Self-abuse and despair are a potent combination.
For me, that would be whacking off in front of a mirror.
DG
Fluffy G
Dec 21 2003, 08:16 PM

Eeewww! Thanks for putting that image out there.
Louched Liver
Dec 22 2003, 01:26 AM
Peeps and I in the old chat room.
Louched Liver
Dec 22 2003, 01:27 AM
And you all missed it.
Ovesen
Dec 22 2003, 04:57 AM
The Devil in Miss Jones -the entire movie. The finest porn ever made!!
Porkio
Dec 22 2003, 05:19 AM
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 21 2003, 07:09 PM)
Porkio-I'll have to check out that Deli film.
Delicatessen, by Jean Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro. Not to be missed.
Absinthe_1900
Dec 22 2003, 06:09 AM
QUOTE(Porkio @ Dec 22 2003, 07:21 AM)
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 21 2003, 07:09 PM)
Porkio-I'll have to check out that Deli film.
Delicatessen, by Jean Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro. Not to be missed.
Auroooooorre!
Neat film, but I think the only DVD is Euro region. (glad I have my little Apex 1500)
Larspeart
Dec 22 2003, 06:23 AM
Good topic.
In no particular order. . .
Threesome in Wilds Things with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards.
Nicole Kidman in Malice- God, she has a great ass.
Last Tango in Paris- Brando before he got fat and crazy.
Leaving Las Vegas was a good one. No denying that.
As bad a movie as Showgirls was, the scene where she gives him the lap-dance was hot. While not really a 'sex' scene, it was damn hot to see Jesse from 'Saved by the Bell' move and writhe around like that, hehe!
Bound- Even though most people saw it to see two chics dyke out, it turned out to be a GREAT gangster movie. The sex scene was good too. Tilly's voice makes my skin crawl, but she has a nice body, and Gina Gershon is just plain smokin' (in a tough-girl lesbian kinda of way).
Stealing Beauty- There are a lot of good sex scenes in that movie (if you get the directors cut), but the one where Liv Tyler loses her virginity (and you see her bush) is the most memorable.
DGLeadbetter
Dec 22 2003, 06:43 AM
QUOTE
Threesome in Wilds Things with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards.
Oh yes .... you gotta love Denise Richards.
DG
Larspeart
Dec 22 2003, 06:45 AM
Yeah, but worse acting is hard to come by. Great

, BIG teeth, and a good bod, but man, she is one of the worst actress' around.
DGLeadbetter
Dec 22 2003, 06:46 AM
What???? She acts?
DG
Larspeart
Dec 22 2003, 06:49 AM
She seems to think so. As good-looking as she is, I'm sure no one has the heart to tell her otherwise,
CelticGent
Dec 22 2003, 07:02 AM
the landlady scene in kingpin.
Larspeart
Dec 22 2003, 07:11 AM
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 22 2003, 10:04 AM)
the landlady scene in kingpin.
AHHHH! I still have nightmares over that one.
CelticGent
Dec 22 2003, 07:21 AM
hot tub scene in About Schmidt
Larspeart
Dec 22 2003, 07:23 AM
HOT!
Nicholson is such a turn-on. It's the sunglasses.
CelticGent
Dec 22 2003, 07:27 AM
kathy bates ages like wine.
course the wine's thunderbird, but nevertheless.......
Porkio
Dec 22 2003, 07:56 AM
QUOTE(Absinthe_1900 @ Dec 22 2003, 09:11 AM)
Neat film, but I think the only DVD is Euro region. (glad I have my little Apex 1500)
Yeah, I had one of those pieces of shit. Broke before the warranty and didn't notice that hacking the region settings voids the warranty. Tried to send it back anyway, and found out it would cost what I paid for it to ship it for repair.
So then I got a Daewoo, which was just as bad. Broke before the warranty ended (freezes when it tries to switch layers on a dual-layered disc), and there's no 800 # to call and once again, changing the region settings voids the warranty.
Now I just use my G4 powerbook to play non region 1 DVDs. Works great, and I have a progressive scan Sony for Region 1 DVDs.
Absinthe_1900
Dec 22 2003, 08:22 AM
I bought two of the 1500's, both are still running, though I mainly use them for rolling PAL DVD's.
They are hard to beat (if you get a good one) for under $100.00..... though they are light duty players.
When they crap out I'm going to get a better region free machine.
(My luck they will last forever)
Absinthe_1900
Dec 22 2003, 08:25 AM
My favorite scene, .........The opening shot of B e t t y Blue. (before Beatrice Dalle got all junkied out)
CelticGent
Dec 22 2003, 10:22 AM
hey jack, i'm surprised you didn't list that one really fun scene in pulp fiction.
Crosby
Dec 22 2003, 10:27 AM
Most disturbing sex scene:
Dinky with his

, on the Mayor's couch.
perruche_verte
Dec 22 2003, 11:11 AM
"Last Tango in Paris- Brando before he got fat and crazy."
Lars, he already WAS fat and crazy... and old... much too old for that little girl... that was the whole point, and the genius of casting him. He was a magnificent ruin of a man.
God, I love that film.
Larspeart
Dec 22 2003, 12:01 PM
When I said fat and lazy, I really meant 'as compared to today'. While he was a bit a bit on the portly side, and certainly too old for that 20 year old actress he porkio-ed the whole movie, he was downright thin and young compared to the train-wreck he is today.
Think Marlon Brando, -180 pounds, -30 years. BIG difference.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Dec 22 2003, 12:52 PM
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 22 2003, 11:24 AM)
hey jack, i'm surprised you didn't list that one really fun scene in pulp fiction.
Sorry, up to this point I've been ignoring this thread.
sheepprofessor
Dec 22 2003, 12:54 PM
Bring out Le Gimp.
Porkio
Dec 22 2003, 01:35 PM
Send in the clowns
CelticGent
Dec 22 2003, 01:37 PM
send in the assclowns.
lambchop
Dec 22 2003, 01:40 PM
Are they the keepers of the ass peanuts?
CelticGent
Dec 22 2003, 01:49 PM
nope.
one has nothing to do with the other, i'm afraid.
perruche_verte
Dec 22 2003, 09:23 PM
Rape scenes, allegedly humorous or not, don't count as sex scenes any more than getting hit with a frying pan counts as cooking.
Unless they're ambiguous ones like in Dangerous Liaisons where somebody really kinda wants it but can't say so (that's how I interpreted that one anyway...).
Mmm, Uma Thurman.
greeneyes
Dec 22 2003, 10:44 PM
I like your analogy.
perruche_verte
Dec 22 2003, 11:58 PM
Thanks, but the analogy isn't original to me. I've been trying to track down its source with no success.
Louched Liver
Dec 23 2003, 12:11 AM
Michael Jackson.
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