Indeed, 'tis the way!

No taste of celery whatsoever in it, but keep reaching for a palate, boss.

Keep tasting it with your ass, doofus.

Having read your past "reviews", you have all the credibility of the wino pissing himself down the street.

Honesty is a good thing, M.

So would I, for the record.

Whereas, you know well enough that your alleged palate is wedged so far up your ass that you needed to co-write your one pre-ban review with Head, to make sure it wouldn't stink too much to not be fumigated.

I was reviewing craft brews for a living while you were snorting Stridex™ in high school, asswipe, so enjoy impugning my credibilty in your little magic kingdom...guess what, it ain't even a reflection of reality.

Fucking Tardo for Life?

Wear it, asswipe, it looks grate on you.

It doesn’t taste like good absinthe. Nothing you’ve said changes that. If you like it, fine, I don’t.

And, honestly, you are a fucking tardo.

Perhaps your conception of absinthe is just a bit limited, or your scorn for Hiram has so clouded your judgement that no matter what product he was associated with (and yes I know he had nothing whatsoever to do with the actual distillation of it), you would be determined to dislike it.

As Mthuilli said, the Marteau is quite pleasant...for you to go as far as to say it's sinkable (or toiletable) is simply babyland crapola, which I guess is reflective of the kind of "bar" you want to run here...grate, you pay the light bill, it's your domain, and, bottomline, I really understand, and respect that...I'm just sick to fucking death that every goddamned interest always has to break up into factions, and become an us vs. them thing...Hiram loves absinthe, its history, and the revival, and I know you do, as well...just once, I'd like to see such passions not be at odds with each other, but I guess that just ain't human nature, is it?

Sorry for the rage, and ranting...or maybe not...have a nice evening.

Glad you understand.



You don’t need my help. Sing us some more of Chrssyvpussyvs’s praises. Regale us some more with the splendors of Jade. We all love hearing about your new discoveries in the world of absinthe. Yup, you are one class act.

I seem to be running a post behind.

I don't like the taste of the stuff. In fact, it makes me nauseous. To each their own, butt there is no way you'll convince me this is a well made absinthe .
The kind of "bar" we run here is one where people can say what they think. If you don't agree fine. It has nothing to do with factions, since all are welcome to post. Nothing gets edited and no one with a spine gets run off.

I have a glass of the stuff in front of me right now unlouched.
I can definitely smell the celery seed. Reminds me of coleslaw or thanksgiving dressing.
Louched, the celery scent gives way to sweet anise and cooked wormwood. Kinda like burnt honey.
Maybe not as bad as the King says but nowhere as good as Absomphe seems to think.

My biggest problem with this Absinthe is that there is nothing pleasant in the aftertaste.
It is totally flat in this regard. No lingering character whatsoever.

I also still have a sample of proto 33 that spent the summer in my back yard (in a clear vial).
It is still green!
Go figure.

Just trying to be real.

Peace.

My biggest problem is having honest opinions twisted into some kind of conspiracy theory.
You can suck Hiram's dick all you want to Absomphe, but keep your conspiracy theories to the booze, and never, I said don't you ever, screw the fucking pooch.

I've seen a bus load of pearls here
being thrown at a xit load of xwine
what's the fucking use?

What the fuck is going on?
Please tell us Absomphe.

This is exactly the kind of puerile xit I'm talking about.

Sucking Hiram's dick?

Conspiracy theories?

Get off the crack, for jeebus sake.

There's no conspiracy, and I don't kowtow to Hiram, or anyone else, I call'em as I taste 'em... I like the Marteau, Cros doesn't, end of story™.

Change my words again and I'll bain yer ass, permanently.
Dipxit.

What possessed you to do that, anyway?

Absomphe, you really are being a dumass.
Get a grip.

Please!

[quote name='Absomphe' date='Dec 20 2007, 08:13 PM' post='196026']
I like the Marteau, Cros doesn't, end of story™.
[/quote

Don't tase me, Bro.

I don't like the combination of sickly sweet and vegetal flavors, not even a little. Maybe, along the same lines, the taste of pomegranate and clams makes you gag. We all have our limits. For me, this is just bad swill.

This xit just doesn't taste like absinthe. I don't care if'n some of the right ingredients are present, it just sux. This has nothing to do with Hiram, though it shows Hiram hasn't learned a fucking thing since he was singing the praises of F. Guy. I'd tell it to the Grate H's face, butt he's not talking to me. Sad, butt I hope the pocket change he gets for this makes up for the friends he's fucked. Butt, once again, that isn't the point.

Looks like, Americans and Eastern Europeans are aware of it only.

Clams don't make me gag!

My Conspiracy Theory™:

Ned Brew flew out to Switzerland and dumped buckets of mustard and celery seed into the coriander bags...of course, Matter couldn't tell the difference. Then Peter Shaft replaced the Celcius thermometer on the still with a Fahrenheit thermometer. What I still can't finger out is why?

I could tell you,
but I'd have to kill you.

Death by a random gang ass raping...?

Because people actually get "killed" that way or the other when they know proprietary and confidential answers.

Um, you really must be on crack, cracker...

I didn't mess with your quote, or change your words (or the meaning thereof) one iota.

Oh, I'm sorry, you must have been talkin' to Hiram, please forgive me.

Bullxit, you put "yourself" in place of "the booze".

True dat, okay, I'll own it.

Butt I thought imitation was supposed to bethe sincerest form of flattery, Pa Kettle.

At least here you can say anything you like and your post won't be changed or disappear and you can post again without nanny screening it to make sure it's "worthwhile." Enjoy. Try the same fun at H5 and see how long you last.

Goddammit! How'd I make that list?
What, because I been whining a little as of
late? I been under a lot of stress lately.
Dealing with the Snittyness up around
here and all.

Deal with it!

Yea!

I don't have to work for the next 11 days, so lets do some dealing.

I've got to finish up a couple of big pieces this weekend, then I'm done.

I'm up to my neck in publishing stuff, holiday xit & RL butt it won't stop me from drinking.


2 Peepochinos so far.

Interesting. I HAVE to work for the next 11 days and then I'll be unemployed...

Shouldn't you
be stuffin' the
kid's stockin'
or sumpin'?

I don't dew that religious xit...

Xmas ain't religious.

Ask Mr. Walmart.

I won't go to Balz(not s)Mart...

Their busyness is almost as scumbaggy as LDF....

Call.

I'm just out-o-de-loop.

Bad back and all that shit.

Could be worse. R.L.'s kickin' my ass,


and my back hurts too . . .

heehee, LDF sux!!!

I won't argue with you there...

ha! i knew we could agree on something!!!
happy kwanza!

You dropped an
"a".