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Crosby
...™
DrinkSlinger
That's just wrong.
jaded prol
and cruel,








a real bite in the ass.



Nymphadora
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY-FUCK!

That gives me the creeps. Put a damn warning in the title. Sheesh.
Kirk
Certain spiders carry their young on their back,
if you decide to stomp them, don't change your mind at the last moment because you're bare foot and tripping and end up just tapping them with your foot;
They explode into a circular spreading blot of crawling inertia.
Nymphadora
This severe arachnophobic thanks you for that mental image.
mthuilli
What's the size of this thing?
Crosby
Id' guess about the size of a spider.
absinthist
Butt does Matter matter?
jaded prol
Matter is energy,

also a lousy distillery.
absinthist
Energy put into profit and tradition's killin'.
Louched Liver
My sphincter tightened.
Louched Liver
Finally.
Nymphadora
Huh......and here I thought you were already an uptight asshole.
Louched Liver
Wanna find out next month?
Nymphadora
I've got a couch ready for you.
Louched Liver
It'd help my
plans if I knew
where the fuck
you lived other
than somewhere
in the South.
Nymphadora
I'll PM you. Be warned, there is nothing to do here besides look at roadkill.
Louched Liver
And that's different
from Tally how?
Nymphadora
You should be roadkill free in gator country.
Louched Liver
Guess they don't
eat armored dildoes.
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