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Crosby
Flipping channel and only caught the end of Teddy shilling Lucid. The interviewer was six months pregnant and passed on a taste of Lucid (lucky girl), but Teddy had a sip. The interviewer asks Teddy how it tastes. Teddy gets an orgasmic look on his face and says “delicious”. I guess we’re back to, if you say it enough times, it becums true. Fucking two bit whore.
Louched Liver
More like a
600 bit whore.
A.B. Normal
8 gB whore?
(I'm just upping the ante)
jaded prol
You didn't expect him to pan his own product did you?
Oxygenee
What Prol said. You're like way harsh, dude.
Crosby
It's just amazing how easy it has becum for him. All his "standards" are in the shitter, if they ever really existed at all.
Louched Liver
The standard is
to make $.
DrinkSlinger
Did you expect him to purse up his face and spit it out?

I'm sure Jeffry Dahmer's mother thought her son was a little angel.
Louched Liver
But how'd he taste?
DrinkSlinger
With his mouth (of course).
jaded prol
A local friend of mine and the Ms. saw Ted on the tube and was impressed with the information. I gave her a little of the PF no one I have and she liked it. A good introduction to the twisted world of assbinthe.

As for me: a little of something local and some Rat du Merde and the evening begins . . .

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Plunger
I think you are being too hard on Ted, Cros. Why, I was surprised he was so controlled. He could have been more honest and said that 'yes, it is great but not as good as my other absinthes that are not approved for sale in the US and can only be purchased online through LDF. These are much fuller tasting and happen to be the only absinthes out there that are authentic recreations of the 19th century drink'.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jan 6 2008, 10:59 AM) *

But how'd he taste?


Like chicken.
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