???

Jade and Pearl?

Just what Jack always wanted from Ted.

If you are passing through here to jump on I-95N this afternoon-eve, give me a call, if you are up for it we can hit the local beer hall for some chow and an overpriced import. Gretel and I may try to hit a matinee this afternoon so will be off the phone. I'll see if I can wrangle up your # or Prols. Check your PM.

Besides, it'll give little whats-his-name from up on the ATL roof a break to climb outta your trunk and stretch his legs.


Are you feeding him?

I thought we cut those off.

I hate hearing
about some Pussy
cutting a boy
off.

Least you cd do
is give the kid
a hand.

On the other hand
Tits' fluids will flow
no madder how bad
they blow.

Or sux.

Let me know when you pass through the DC area. I don't have any of that black licorice tasting crap, but we can eat some beer together.

The Mayor left his hand for the cats to eat.

For Prometheus' sake
I hope no one along the
way has a pet eagle.

Grate visit though my stool will never be the same.

Next stop, DC.


We just got home from the movies and no calls, guess he passed through already.

I did not get a drunk dial and I am pissed.

If the Mayor is with TGO, I'm sure they're both real busy.

Andrew, I had no idea you were back in town. I have some of that black licorice tasting crap.

Yeah, I thought about making the trek up there, but work in the morning kinda ruled that out.

Oh, and you kids and your slang, I always thought it was pronounced "getting busy".

Funny how having a life leads to not having a life.

What is that life? I have just got one fer two weeks.

Hope it came with a money-
back guarantee, the last
one you were using seemed
more than a little faulty.

Talkin' 'bout life, not work, Buggy.

Wonder where the ex-Mayor is.
Last I heard he was going to D.C.
Maybe he's been detained as a
person of "interest" in a secret
detainee camp on some remote
island. Or maybe TGO has him
bound and gagged in a dungeon
lair in a remote part of the Maryland
countryside and is doing "experiments"
on him for science. Either way.

I hear he's in Boston.

Hope he beat the snow.

He went straight from GTOsberg to Brookston.
Said he had a fantastic time hanging out with GTO.
Warm fuzzies all around.
Bafflingly, GTO went so far as to say he hoped we'd make it for another visit sometime.
He's exceedingly kind by default, but my only explanation for that statement
is that he must have still been drinking at the time.

Talked to him yesterday on his trip to Brookston,
he's leaving there to come straight to Sxittville
so he'll be here earlier than planned on Thursday.

That's 'cuz he's a lawyer now.

I'll match that and raise you a stay longer next time!

Yeah, we'd definitely like to have a longer visit.

Same here and maybe the two of you.

When it comes to hospitality, I am old fashioned.


De fault be yours and de ex-Mayor's

You misspelled "Schxzzzznittville".


And I don't get out of class until 3pm on
Thurs. You guys will have to wait. Or
I will do something bad. Actually, I'll
just call the ex-mayor/lawyers celly,
if'n he still has the same digits, to find
out where you guys are. Either that
or I'll track you down and hunt you
like dogs.

My place around 4 to 5.

I'm bummed I couldn't go play with you guys. Thanks for the generous offers of future visitation.


Yep.

Saw the Mayor and the Brookser at this Tapas place earlier today. Good fun, good food, good people. It's all good. I had to go back to work though. They said something about going to a pit bull fight and then stealing a news helicopter and spying on some naked lady doing aerobics like in Blue Thunder or some such shit, but I couldn't go.

Were they going to let Dickie Kent fight?

Oh well, in that case I'll be

REAL

busy then.

Seriously, I'll be there. And
I'll bring a pit bull for the
fight. A helicopter could
be a problem but I'll see
what I can do.

And I wish you could be here
too Peeps. :(

I'd say I'll be there in spirit, but no spirits will be safe with you lot around.

Fcuk spirits,
it's gonna be beer time!

And you will be missed,
kid.

Crap.

Actually,
I can't wait fer you two miscreants to get here,
it'll save me from the cleaning Dominatrix.

Oh, you have no idea...

...™

Right now, I am wallowing in my own filth. I have committed some heretical acts, such as using the dishwasher and neglecting to flush pee. I will need to take a day off to eradicate the evidence later.

I love me
some Pussy!

Note to fucks:
Don't assume I have
access to the Internet
when I'm driving 6 hours
and then staying in a
ho' tell.

Duh...

The new Cindy @
Buke's is a pussy
too.

She wanted to trade
xirts but waffled.