Make it a good one

Even though you've been MIA since the last time Abby handled your junk.

Have a steak on
Spooge Blob.

He said it made him feel really old.

And gay.

and all oogie inside!

Adults are gross.
They do icky things.
That's why I'm never gonna grow up, and always be a little boy!

Hey Fluffy!

Hey Fuzzy Nuts!

They all circle back
for their lil' tickle
on da fuckin' bday.

Asshole-ish
behavior.

You only feel it's
worth it to come
back for the stroke
and you can't hang
for the poke?

Yeah!

ALL
ya
all.

The stroke's no fun w/o the poke!

Phallocentrism will get you nowhere.

Happy one, Fluffster!

Guess so.
It's nice to be remembered. I still gotta soft spot for some of ya. What I had here was great, but now I do most of my living in RL.

It's not getting poked that keeps me away. I really enjoyed the days when I could be in here the same time as everyone else and mix it up in real time, but for now those days are gone.

Generally when I have time to come in here no one is online, and the threads are wrapped up or stagnant.
I start reading a thread and it takes about 1 minute till someone starts spewing out a bunch of boring self righteous bull shit about pollitics or whatever. It doesn't matter, I just have nothing to add to that. People who love the smell of their own farts bore me. That's why I end up reading a tread or two and leave without posting.

"asshole-ish behavior"

I've always been an asshole, you enormus dick!

Oh, my!


People who love the smell of their own farts would draw half of our members to a paysite.
If you know of any, please don't let on.
For old times' sake?