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absinthist
http://journalstar.com/articles/2008/01/22...39857607599.txt

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Edgar Allen Poe, Gaugin and Hemingway, and supposedly induced Van Gogh to cut off his ear.


Edgar Allan Poe, Gauguin and for the fuck's sake van Gogh!

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Also, the cheapest absinthes made in the early 20th century, before safety regulations, may have contained impurities or additives like antifreeze, which could have contributed to its scary reputation.


Huh? Antifreeze in the 19th century? To do what? Help the carriages movin'? What safety and what regulations?
RedBastid
it might just proof that they invented antifreeze prior to something to use it for.

like the romans created the number five prior to the number four.
four = iv and five = v.

butt no matter what, it's going to sell.
balzdeep
"Absinthe should be available in Lincoln stores and bars within the next two weeks."

They're trying anything they can to erase the memories of this past football season:)
RedBastid
antifreeze will do fine i think.
butt it seems i've forgotten why i had to remember that.

hell, you won't even remember when what starts when.
GreyBoy2
QUOTE(balzdeep @ Jan 22 2008, 08:00 PM) *

They're trying anything they can to erase the memories of this past football season:)

Plus the fact that they live in Nebraska.
balzdeep
You know how they practice safe sex in Nebraska?








They put bells on the sheep that kick.

Ahh, Nebraska, where the men are men and the sheep are proud!

(vs. South Dakota, where the men are men and so are the women)
jaded prol
Most canned sodas contain minute bits of anti-freeze (ethylene glycol).
absinthist
Do their drinkers know about it? I bet not. Recent xit being sold there wuz an "energy drink" named so nicely: Cocaine.

All these poisons xould be banned, it is kinda hypocrisy, Fuckin' Dumb Analphabetes have no problems with them while have a lots of with anythin' with "absinthe" label on it.
Kirk
I was wondering about that when I saw the fine print on my power drink; %8 alcohol.
jaded prol
What power drink is that?
G&C
Over watered Absinthe?
absinthist
http://www.xoxide.com/cocaine-energy-drink.html

Butt, the one sold here is in black cans, so might be ever xittier than the above.
Le Gimp
QUOTE(jaded prol @ Jan 23 2008, 05:50 AM) *

Most canned sodas contain minute bits of anti-freeze (ethylene glycol).



ethylene glycol or propylene glycol?

Propylene glycol is a food additive used in soda, ice cream, and a lot of other food stuffs.
absinthist
Ethylene is highly toxic compound, propylene not that much, in the U.S. it is GRAS.
jaded prol
Polyethylene glycol, actually.
G&C
Lucid has made it to the great state of Washington.

I find it curious that Artemis is the store manager for the California Avenue location.




Thursday, April 10, 2008 \"IPB

The following state and contract liquor stores have this product in stock.
Brand Name: "LUCID LIQUEUR" and Brand Code: "972737"
Quantity Size: 0.75 L Retail Price: $68.00
Please Note: It is best to call the store to confirm that the item is
still in stock and hasn't sold out since this page was updated.



CityAddressHoursContactQuantity In Stock SEATTLE

State Store: 101SEATTLE-4TH AVE SOUTH
1702 4TH AVE S

SEATTLE WA 98134-1502Mon-Thu 10:00-9:00
Fri-Sat 10:00-10:00
Store Manager:
MARY (206-587-5687)
District Manager:
THERESA GRANT-DUGGINS (206-389-2476)Units:
30 SEATTLE

State Store: 104SEATTLE-WEST SEATTLE
6527 CALIFORNIA AVE SW

SEATTLE WA 98136-1833Mon-Thu 11:00-7:00
Fri-Sat 11:00-8:00
Store Manager:
ARTEMIS (206-933-3415)
District Manager:
EDDIE CANTU (206-389-2475)Units:
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absinthist
Where are all those lucky people?
Bognoz
On the other side
of the ocean
from you.
absinthist
Rhetorical question, norom™. Jeez, it is gettin' worse with ya. And wrong answer.
Bognoz
I'd feel a lot luckier iffen
I was a pond away from you.
absinthist
I bet ya are luckier than we are, ya can get Beetlesinth right from the shelves, we aren't that lucky, ya lucky bastid!
Bognoz
What can I say? Can I
send you the flooid
when I'm done with
the carcass?
absinthist
If ya have to, it is alcohol after all.
Bognoz
"Hey, Mikey,
let's send it to Tits,
he'll drink anything."
Bognoz
Maybe they'll wanna
use that
for their marketing.
absinthist
I'm not Dr. Hamster. I won't drink anything. And that thing is definitely sumthin' I wood never dare Czeckerland.
Bognoz
Dr. Hamster, scienTits.

Has a nice ring to it.
You shd sign yr next
"academic study"
with that flourish.
absinthist
Pseudonyms are fer pussies and puppets. Just like you.
Bognoz
Wdn't expect you
to understand
a flourish.
absinthist
I wish I had an icon to get you flushed, butt since ya are so flush 'nuff, I don't have to.
mthuilli
IPB Image
Louched Liver
This is so constant
here it's like a fridge
hummin' in the background.

Comforting.
jaded prol
More like flies in the room.
G&C
No.

Flies are annoying.
Bognoz
Lucky for you guys
I'm attracted to xit.
Bognoz
Kinda upsets my
wife, though.
Louched Liver
Does she get xitty about it?
Bognoz
Xe don't roll
with it, that's
fer xure.
DrinkSlinger
It finally happened. Lucid has hit the shelves in my podunk little town.
Nothing else yet, but others are bound to follow.
I guess I can rejoice?
TheGreenOne
Drinking it would dampen any celebration.
DrinkSlinger
I'll celebrate the day I can buy a truly good absinthe at my local store... and then I'll probably stop drinking it.
Wild Bill Turkey
When I can buy truly good absinthe locally, I'll be...er...Pacified.
CelticGent
i'll just get pissier than i usually am.

looks like i picked the wrong week to stop injecting mercurochrome!
TheGreenOne
But the right week to start indulging in your other hobbies.
CelticGent
it helps take the edge off for the 'munk.

when they're stoned it makes it a lot easier to get them to perform 'acts'
Rimbaud
Why waste good drugs?

Just hit 'em in the back of the head with a rock.
Wild Bill Turkey
That photo is fake.
Nobody wears socks with sandals.
Bognoz
Rimbo, what kinda bogart are you?
Won't even share a toke with a 'monk.
Nymphadora
This explains that damn Christmas album Alvin made with his cronies.
Rimbaud
QUOTE(Bognoz @ Jul 24 2008, 03:45 PM) *

Rimbo, what kinda bogart are you?


Humphrey.
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