I guess about as much as a sixth Rocky.

Hmm,
I didn't even know there was a Rambo 3.

No sex scenes? For their audience, the killings are thinly disguised sex scenes.

now i see, rambo is an export product to be proud off

The new Rambo IV poster

Is that an artificial knee in his hand?

Its a special 2 gauge needle for the growth hormone injections.

It's a total hip prosthesis. The long pin gets inserted in the femur. Just wait till your osteoporesis gets bad, you'll recognize it.

That is where they attach the stilts. Stallone is 5'3" in real life.

Head's evil twin brother?

Jealous of his height advantage?

Funny. I'm 5'3 and 3/17 of an inch so I got one on him.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/...h.ap/index.html

It didn't work...

Doesn't take much does it?

Who the fuck is Rimbo?

Wasn't he sum chicken-choker that used to hang around here?

A coed who can't say no.

To stayin' away?

Chicken-chokin' is not something to be taken lightly.

GRIP IT 'N' GO!

i'm only here for the sweet sweet™

It's a sign!

slippery when wet?

"I'm w/stupid."

which is perfect for a loner like you

Boner like you?

you like boner?

that sounds like an asian pickup line

I need forklift.

Sounds like a pick
up line for you.

i've always been good lifting forks

No xit.

You need shorter arms
and a longer table.

no, if my arms were any shourted i wouldnt be able to whack my wenis and wipe my ass.

Didn't know you
could find either
one w/both hands.

well, the wenis is hard

but you can see the other from a space station

You misspelled-
"smell".

And-
"hardly".

Plenty of docking
space.

you misspelled

"CG I LOVE YOU AND ONLY MAKE FUN BECAUSE I CAN'T HUG YOU TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT"

C'mon Bugz, we're
clockin' ya like
6-1 each.

Can't hug you to
sleep on a 'cuz Hands
Across America was
20 years ago.

I'm busy with 9
of my fingers.

Take the thumb outtah
yer ass and full speed
ahead.

It's the only thing
keeping me dry.

Not your wit.

awright, if you can't hug, we can forkn spoon

I admit it,
I'm slippin'
it deeper.

I'm grabbin' my knife.

Mack?

yer bringin it to a gun fight

Pee xooter.

no, scat-r gun

Scatological gunner.