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Bognoz
Sometimes you feel like a nut.

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We previously reported that two chocolates -- Teasers and Truffles -- were strikingly similar to the 8 ml bead of the orchidometer used to assess testicular volume. We therefore suggested that they could be used to stage puberty in males and, because of their wide availability and low cost, commended their use.

We were recently dismayed to discover that the manufacturer has changed the shape of both these chocolates. Both are now flat bottomed, and even non-specialists will notice that they bear little resemblance to testes.
Louched Liver
Flat bottoms?
Testes?
Louched Liver
This'll be an
anal rape bonanza.
Bognoz
Makes you wish you didn't
sit so damn much, don't it?
Louched Liver
Around you?

Um, no.
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