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A.B. Normal
23 more days to go for me.

Out of fear that the economy may crash,
you people have to pick up my slack.
Louched Liver
I'll take your
left butt cheek.
absinthist
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Feb 10 2008, 04:54 PM) *

FCE=
Fuckin'
Clumzy
Englesch?

There is also CAE=Compleatly Abhorrent Engrish and CPE=Critically Palpable Engleesh
QUOTE(Helfrich @ Feb 10 2008, 05:03 PM) *

Tits, cut out the Martini Bianco crap and send me some of them Polish gals.

Xure, butt they require much attention so ya cannot be that real busy.
DrinkSlinger
Dayquil in the day,
Nyquil at night.

I love winter.
Crosby
Too bad they fucked Nyquil up and it didn't even help the meth problem.
Crosby
QUOTE(A.B. Normal)

Every time I'm in here lately,
it's just me and the Anal Rape Prowler.

I get enough of that in RL.

It could be worse.
absinthist
Anal Rape Prowler is she? It is gettin' hot.
A.B. Normal
My college roommate's in town.
Had to head down to the Strip.

I realized today that without drinking and gambling,
you're basically just walking around a loud labyrinth with
thousands of tourists.
Wild Bill Turkey
Isn't that true of life as a whole?
A.B. Normal
It doesn't take 20 minutes and three signs with arrows
for me to find my way out of my hoodie bar.

No matter how hammered I get.
Louched Liver
40
and
6?
Porkio
QUOTE(absinthist @ Feb 11 2008, 05:40 PM) *

Anal Rape Prowler is she? It is gettin' hot.


I don't think she's ever said "no".

Like me with booze.
A.B. Normal
Speaking of saying, "no,"
Day 10 today.

I don't miss absinthe or whiskey or gin.
I don't even miss the apparent state in which I must be to tolerate my bar friends.

But I really miss beer.
I've been watching a lot of movies to keep myself from thinking about the bar,
but every time someone has a beer, I want to run to my screen and lick it.
Bognoz
'scuse me, now I need to teach
my weiner how to open a beer.
absinthist
On Saturday I and other of my grammar school classmates will be sayin' "yeeeeessssss" in here:

That will be first reunion after 13 years since we finished the school*

Last time I went there with friends from my studies, a generous (80-90ml) shots of tequila were served. Price? 3.5 USD.

*edited for Buggy to understand, mebbe.
Bognoz
I apologize for giving you
so much grief, now that you say
you're still in grammar skool.

Although it explains a lot.
GreyBoy2
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Feb 13 2008, 03:46 PM) *

But I really miss beer.


Fuckin' work computer,
I'll post this later.
absinthist
QUOTE(Bognoz @ Feb 13 2008, 01:24 PM) *

you're still in grammar skool.


I know ya wish ya were there as well, so head up, one day ya will finish it as well, I believe so. Or not™.
Kirk
QUOTE
Speaking of saying, "no

I was thinking about my self will today
it's become so powerful, I can't control it.
GreyBoy2
QUOTE(Abby)
But I really miss beer.

Click to view attachment
Crosby
QUOTE(Porkio @ Feb 12 2008, 06:31 PM) *

I don't think she's ever said "no".

Are we talking about Abby?
Louched Liver
Um, no.
Louched Liver
Er, yes.
absinthist
Martini bianco, butt I am writin' two things simultaneously, so will need a good louche soon.
absinthist
Although I don't celebrate it,...

FYI (Those that do not remember) this a hand-blown artisanale glass made in Krosno, it is blue-tinted, the one dose of absinthe in the glass perfectly fits in the line of 50-100ml, and so it is in this case.

Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers!
absinthist
The God likes Trinity, so hree's yeh 3rd one
DrinkSlinger
Didn't I see your picture on the registered sex offender list?
DrinkSlinger
... as for drinking.
Valentines, and my day off.
I picked up a NY strip, some Fillet Mignon, a bottle of Ponzi Pinot Noir and some sub $30 bottle of Margaux (Chateau De Clairfont?).

It's gonna be a meaty winey night.
absinthist
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Feb 14 2008, 02:47 PM) *

Didn't I see your picture on the registered sex offender list?

I am not offeerbding anyione. I am altruist=absinthist.
Louched Liver
Whiney meat= Dink.png
greeneyes
I am deeply offeerbded.
RedBastid
that's just because he's drunk, which i guess is good, since that grin on his face is only getting bigger.
tits you look like a real bourgondiër - you look that up -
A.B. Normal
Since sobriety is a ridiculous notion when there's a fellow Lounger in town,
I took a short fall of the wagon Saturday to meet up with Balz.

There were absinthes, beers, and martinis.
And an accidental stumbling into a karaoke night.

They're apparently carrying absinthe inside Mandalay Bay's Rum Jungle,
but Balz and I aren't exactly the type to wait in line or pay a $20 cover for the privilege of drinking.
It's more of a Dinky bar anyway.

Party time over. Back to the cleanse...
Crosby
How are his White Satin Balz™ these days?
A.B. Normal
I was too busy enjoying my beer to crotch-punch him.
DrinkSlinger
Dinky Bar? I prefer hole-in-the-wall places with real people...

I spent several hours in such a place after work. A six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale ale, a few shots, peanuts (not the ass type) and some really bad pool.

I was supposed to go right home and sleep after work... dammit!
Crosby
Plenty of time to sleep when you're dead. Drink up! Drunk.sml
absinthist
QUOTE(RedBastid @ Feb 18 2008, 05:02 PM) *

tits you look like a real bourgondiër - you look that up -


Ya mean like here on that pic sumwan has taken during the party?
A.B. Normal
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Feb 19 2008, 12:00 AM) *

Dinky Bar? I prefer hole-in-the-wall places with real people...


It's filled with 21-year-old, scantily-clad girls with Daddy issues consuming massive quantities of alcohol.
It's a veritable Dinky playground.
Louched Liver
Dinky is heading
towards Daddy.

That's how it goes
or it gets pathetic.
RedBastid
QUOTE(absinthist @ Feb 19 2008, 12:17 PM) *

Ya mean like here on that pic sumwan has taken during the party?

given the recently posted pics, your life must be a concatenation of party's and drinking spree's
Louched Liver
Weighty issue.
DrinkSlinger
QUOTE
It's filled with 21-year-old, scantily-clad girls with Daddy issues consuming massive quantities of alcohol.

You got me there.
wink.gif
jaded prol
QUOTE
Weighty issue.




Cirrhosis of the entire body.
DrinkSlinger
Is that what's causing the overall bloating feeling?
Louched Liver
His head is still small.
Bognoz
I dunno, looks like
a fat-head to me.
TheGreenOne
No, just dinky.
Zippy
QUOTE
His head is still small.


Pinhead trait.
absinthist
As if anyone wuz askin' fer yer worthless opinion, Buggy.

In particular, I like that pic. At least we have had lotsa fun. Czeckerland the guy in da front, he is fat.

Kettle: rest of the pics are here:

http://nasza-klasa.pl/school/59028/33/photos

If you have guts you can read the forum with memories of the party (in Polish).

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