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Crosby
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Crosby
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greeneyes
Ha!
Louched Liver
Oh god.
absinthist
Oh Gawd! Really joyous future.
jaded prol
Obama goes Bollywood.
G&C
Washington, D.C.
7 years after Clinton left town.



absinthist
Creepy. Village of the Damned 2.
CelticGent
isn't that the name of hillary's book?
jaded prol
The facts seem to point to Bush being connected to child prostitution.















Not to mention worldwide anal rape.
absinthist
Bush is Anal Rape Prowler!
GreyBoy2
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Kirk
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Bush's invasion destroyed the Iraqi government and unleashed a wave of political and sectarian violence that has killed over 1 million Iraqis and forced 4 million to become refugees,

Most of them women and children.
Funny, that's exactly what many of us said would happen.
Odd how a bunch of misfits like us knew exactly what was going to come of this, yet our skilled politicians
kept the blinders on.
There were a few among us who said the Iraqi people would greet us with flowers and then we'd go home.
To those stupid ignorant cunts, I'd just like to say;
I told you the fuck so, dumass, stay the hell out of it next time.
jaded prol
. . .
absinthist
roflmao.gif the base of most of CO's.
Crosby
The FDA will never approve it.
Crosby
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TheGreenOne
Spitzer is a girl?
Louched Liver
At least he's got
better taste than
Clinton.

Gennifer Flowers is
a mutt.
absinthist
QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ Mar 21 2008, 10:34 AM) *

Spitzer is a girl?

Beggar wants a cheap date. Once Spritzer resigned, he is even moreso cheaperer date.
TheGreenOne
Dis GenFlo all you want, but why hate on mutts?
GreyBoy2
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Mar 21 2008, 02:44 PM) *

Gennifer Flowers is
a mutt.

Yea,
and Monica was a hottie.
G&C
Mebbe he was drinkin on the job too.
Crosby
I saw pictures of Spitz's hooker. Five bucks would have been over charging, let alone $5K.
Crosby
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TheGreenOne
Spitzer's the exception to the rule that the only free sex is the sex you pay for.
Crosby
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jaded prol
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sixela
The famous painting by Clintavaggio?
jaded prol
Sign of the times

G&C
The remodel.

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absinthist
Bleue House?
jaded prol
Taj Mahal domes would look better.
Bognoz
If only it was a mausoleum
for the current president.
Crosby
This should scare the xit out of any bird, most people too:
G&C
Not scary, butt funny as hell.

I want one for my deck!
Bognoz
Fookin' hilarious.

I bet iffen you took a shot
at 'im the ricochet comes
straight back atcha.
Crosby
I think it's the only time I've ever seen a smile on his face.
Bognoz
I think he was happy when the madam
offed herself without outting him. Butt
that was a private affair. For money,
of course.
absinthist
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Crosby
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absinthist

For you Chemistry Buffs... A new addition to Chemistry's Periodic Table
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money,Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.




Crosby
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G&C
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Nymphadora
That's my girl! I wonder if she used tansy for her boobs?
Bognoz
Do you?

Bognoz
Or only yr Pole
knows for sure?
Phoenix
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