Ha!
Breakfast that is food!
Nice concept.

Not as nice as breakfast that ain't.

Unless we're talking Frosted Porkios™. Man, those are good.

Sorry, my dungeon will be full for that event. I might be able to arrange a private rodgering.

Always the gentleman.

From what I've heard, not very gentle.

DG

From what I've read,not very gentle.

I know I can play rough,but my claws stay in.In the cases my play has been too rough for the other party,or just annoying,I have backed off and made an effort to be more mild at heart in future communications.

What's the matter,Jack?I asked once before and you ignored me.The repeated swipes are getting boring.

JillBee!
Sorry, but I totally missed this post.
Too bad you couldn't make it. Stupid old Real Life.
However, I shall keep you posted (so to speak).

Ask me what?

i've given up trying to understand either cat on this board.

...

I think they're the same cat.

HELLCAT is my puppet.

jesus built my hotrod.

I haven't heard that one in a while.

Psalm 69 is one of the best albums ever.

you're preaching to the converted when speaking of Ministry.

To the choir, as well.

Or even to the ministry.

hallelujah!

I think it's one of their worst.

and i think the beatles are the most overrated band in history.

we all have our unpopular opinions.

Not to worry,HELLCAT and I are not one and the same,even if some of you have trouble understanding me.

Jack,do I irritate you or cause you some other form of distress?I am asking due to your repeated negative
responses to my posts to this forum and the La Fee Verte forum.

My apologies for poor paragraph construction.I accidentally hit the enter key before
correcting my errors.

I haven't really noticed you, to be honest, so it's nothing personal. I am generally a very angry and negative homo.

How 'bout some examples?

BaterBoy makes all the girls cry.

(see? it's true!)

Unlike most of the horny bastards in this forum, the absence of a dick and balz™ doesn't win you extra points with me.

I prefer he Ministry of Silly Walks.

It ain't a lack, Jack.

It's O.K, Jack.

Perhaps you were experiencing an altered state of consciousness when you made
the comments I was referring to.Or maybe you were just drunk.

In any case,you have managed to notice me on occasion(whether or not you remember later)and your inner negative and angry self has sent negative and angry messages my way.

No harm done,though.Not guilty by reason of temporary mad-ness.


Cheers,

F.T.C.A

The Ministry of Silly Walks rocks.

I changed it from "lack" to "absence."

*Sigh.* Still no points.

Peepers, you've got a penis and a nice set of Balz™.

Uhm — thanks?

Uhm — thanks?

i have the same feeling.

must be cause i'm a bear & you're a leatherman.

Your egalitarianism is commendable.

I'm with you on that, CG!!!

as is your sarcasm

I know it's out of character, but the statement was in earnest.

i remember reading something wild about the importance of just that.

Here you espouse equivalent standards for Lounge lizards of both genders, while in the other threads you are simultaneously buggering ethnics and eating crackers. Hats off.

That's the benefit of multiple personalities.

DG

change is good.

c'mere...are you ticklish?

Only where I ought to be. I see you brought the cheese.

would you expect anything else?

I'm not. Well, they could've been (to some, but not to me) but they split on time.

Present-day Rolling Stones win the title with ease - they're so bad these days it's hard to remember how they were in their glory days. And they still fill large halls and get airplay (though most people in the audience last time I saw them apparently weren't actually going for the music - but after 5 minutes, even *I* stopped caring).

Come to think of it, the last Van Morisson concert I saw shows that the "senelescence into irrelevance" path is fast becoming a well-beaten track.

Who's next?