It's the end.

It's Boggy's plyagrauonde.

Lammie xows to taunt
us w/the greatness of
the past.

Bumpy and Sancho
xow to taunt us w/
the glories of the
Louched Reich as
well.

*waaahh!!!*

It's over!

Yeah, right.

Just like the last
three years...

Maybe absinthe repast - half full, half full!!

It's never over.

To ever be the bully
on someone elses
plagueround -

send in the eagle
hepar I dunneed.

Just keep rollin'
dat stone.

Glad ya have learnt Tits' slang.

I like the fact, that whether drunk or sober, I still have to concentrate to figure out WTF he's saying.

I have a harder time
figurin' out why.

All my pleasure, Dinky.

Love to stick around and see the horsemen, but I seriously need a poo.

Plenty here.

That reminds me, in a convoluted, roundabout way of:

By way of Winnie?

Nah,
That ugly, fugly, balding, Irish guy.

Poo reminded me of him.

Well,
his xit's
OUTTAH
here.

And just when the idea
of pushin' in his stool
wuz making me wet.

"Pooh bear" was my family's nickname for me as a child.
In the ancestral dwellings there is still evidence, in some places,
of the infantile handiwork that earned me this moniker.

No xit! Did they encourage your artistic streak?

They acknowledged it, but I can't fault them for failing to really encourage or appreciate the work I turned out during my brown phase.

I'm up to my knees in it.

i live on shit creek
the shit stays about a foot deep
the dogs and flies go to harmonize

-- bad livers (1992)

appropriate...

You should move on up to Xit City.

Oh,
crap,
would you believe me too?

No fucken way.
Same reason?

My family has clearly been leading a double life as Pussy's family.

Yup, same reason,
though I also had an affinity for playing with dog food.

You misspelled-
"testicles".

Mmm, testicle food.

I prefer to refer
to my testicles
as food factories.

Protein rich
flavor shots.

Wood you care for a
taste of today's
special?

Um, no.

How bout I push
in your stool,
Pooh Pussy?

Then he might.

Um, no.

I need it out to play with.

Another queer coincidence.
I ate Milk Bones.
My mom's boyfriend told me they'd help keep my teeth strong.
Yeah, my people are smart asses, one and all.

I like milkbones too. I used to trade with the dog who preferred the Melba toast.

Dude, I was, like, five.

I've only ever tried dried cat food, horse feed and Beggin Strips.
They are, respectively, too salty, quite tasty, and disappointingly not bacony enough.

Um, check please.

Reality?

Animal chow has got to be better than the USDA meats their trying to feed school children around here.
Got Beef?

Now that's barftastic.

I just use a fork,
not a forklift.

guess again...

some of the major ingredients of pet food (meat and bone meal) are made from meat of animals not fit for human consumption (road kill, dead zoo animals and pets including those euthanized with chemicals which don't break down at the temperatures used to render the meal, sick livestock, etc)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendering_(food_processing)