not true.

my grandma couldn't suck a dick to save her life.

i gave her 3 chances before i shot her.


now my grandpa on the other hand,

a legendary cocksucker was he

How do you know your grandma couldn't suck a dick when she only had you to practice on.

At least your grandpa had your granma.

ha!

my father told me.

as did half the tit-anic

Gampa told you about your granma's dick?

no, giampa

Didn't he think you could finger out for yourself?

i never get to first base

cause you're always stealing home.

when yer runnin towards first and yer pants are gonna burst,

geeze, you thought you could run?

well, the best part of me ran down me mommy's leg

That wasn't her "leg"

that wasn't my mommy

Butt that was the best part of you.

and the biggest

Your ass ran down mommy's leg?

I thought you ran your leg down you mommy ass.

like a stocking seam

you're the seamy 1.

daddy had sores

from the times he scores.

girl scouts make smores!

that's not all they make.

when they're done "scouting"

their mints dont make me thin

nor your skin.

Still, it is minty
if you roll it back.

"specially when he bites the pilla so hard his english toofers break"

...aye, boot ya call 'im big, red, and oogly.......noooooo....



boot ya fook one einglishman.