Massive power outage hits Florida

Power outages were reported from Miami to Jacksonville on Florida's east coast and as far north as Tampa on the Gulf Coast, police and utility officials said.

...a Florida Department of Emergency Management spokesman, said 2 million to 3 million people were affected.

...the cause of the outage was not immediately known.

In Washington, officials at the Department of Homeland Security said there was no immediate concern that terrorism was behind the outage.

...a spokesman for the North American Electric Reliability Council, said eight power plants were off-line across the region.

North side of town here.

not paying energy bills has nothing to do with terrorism...

Xit, we don't pay
state taxes down
here.

Or city taxes here
in Tally.

Surprising any fuckin'
thing works.

Suprising yes,
not for lack of taxes,
but lack of synapses.

I assumed it was Liver
surgin' through the lines
with his indomitable
abominable power posting.

Figured nobody there
's seen that kinda
juice inna long time.

Jack braked it.

So that's where
he's retired to.

I xould look him
up. We could go
xoe xopping.