And 6 can be a
Belgian waffle
law guy.

Not as believable.

What TV writer knows grammer?

At least you get live off your royalties.

You proved your point.

Help for Helfrich:

Dang-ke. Das ist ain-fakh af-fen-teat-en-gail.

Hellfrich would never use the informal "Du" on a first night. He's much to polite for that, and would address anyone with the formal "Sie" (and third person plural that goes with it).

Lst time I used "Sie" with someone under 50, I was told I was being "altmodisch".

Helfrich would probably point out that there's nothing wrong with that. I certainly would.

You can reply with "Ah, meinen Sie das echt?" ("Oh, doth thou really think so?"), preferably with a wide grin.

Yeah, saying "Sie" could even feed your desire in this culture. Furthermore, it depends on where you are in this country. Berlin or Munich are not at all like deep province where I live. People here only say "du" to children, next of kin and good friends. The owner of this landed estate prefers to say "du" to everybody he knows and because of that he is considered not to be "really German" in this sleepy village. Still, the Germans call this region (Niederrhein) their "Far West", that is: almost as uncivilized as the Netherlands.

But within the last two months I haven't found any rough sex here. For free.

Then pay.

That's what Dinky does.
No shame.

I can't afford it now and I need to have what's left of my hair cut. Reserve me some cheap and lousy local hookers in Boveresse.

There is always some on saturday night's party.
We'll share, no worry.

Just buy a ticket to EuroFuckyLand and pull a no-show, most hate that.

I coulda sweared
that's where they
are.

Just when I thought I was out, Oxy pulls my credit card back in.

All depends on
what you mean
by liquid assets,
doesn't it?

You've got a point there and it isn't even the one on top of Tits head.

Jules Pernot?
I feel your pain.

At misspelling Pernod?

Confused Jules & Emile.

Pull your head outta Oxy's ass.

Avignon-based?

Just like the pope.

The pope has his
miter in Oxy's
sphincter?

Business is business. Pope's official beer is already on the shelves.

Stocks Swoon As Dollar Falls, Gold Jumps

Time to invest.

It's called an Interfaith Outreach.

And waste the rest.

CAD/USD
1.1856

AUD/USD
1.4753

ZAR/USD
10.163

Euro/USD
0.7435

SF/USD
1.1359

BP/USD
0.5778

At least some things are looking better.

Yeah, if they'd stop handing out money like it was water, I might be able to afford to drink.

Does that mean you're starting to think of doing Boveresse 2009 Cros ?

Too early to tell, butt I have to go over there soon anyway. You up for a road trip to the dark lands?

Dark lands?

Night photos taken from space showed the then communist lands as dark compared to Western Europe.

"X" marks the spot.

Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?
Die Fahne schwebt mir weiß und schwarz voran!
Dass für die Freiheit meine Väter starben,
Das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an.

Gott erhalte, Gott beschütze
Unsern Kaiser, unser Land!
Mächtig durch des Glaubens Stütze,
Führt er uns mit weiser Hand!
Laßt uns seiner Väter Krone
Schirmen wider jeden Feind!
Innig bleibt mit Habsburgs Throne
Österreichs Geschick vereint!

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Good olde days, long forgotten

Ostpreußenlied

Land der dunklen Wälder
und kristall'nen Seen,
über weite Felder
lichte Wunder geh'n.

Starke Bauern schreiten
hinter Pferd und Pflug.
Über Ackerbreiten
streicht der Vogelzug.

Und die Meere rauschen
den Choral der Zeit.
Elche steh'n und lauschen
in die Ewigkeit.

Tag ist aufgegangen,
über Haff und Moor.
Licht hat angefangen,
steigt im Ost empor.

[Heimat wohlgeborgen
zwischen Strand und Strom,
blühe heut' und morgen
unterm Friedensdom.]