Fuckin' bag had no rip slit!
You'd have thought Harry and David
would have gotten this figgered out
ages ago.
"Premium" my white ass.

In cases like that, I rip from the top down, along the heat seal ridge. Works wonders.

DG

Takes away the fun stabbing part.

MY BAD , I thought you were talking about some sort of serious injury/ self mutilation thingy when I saw this topic

Someone dropped a packet of the same damn things on my desk a few minutes ago. Synchronicity. I had to use my eye teeth to nip the sucker open.

I guess CeeGee was right about you.

I've been told I have stones, but no. He just has a bad case of womb-envy.

Oh!
You got the joke!

Ha - yea, I was expecting something like:

What's the most painful thing you could think of???? Ripping your nuts open with a pen?

I give that one a good vote.

It just keeps gettin' weirder.

Keep your arms and head inside the car at all times.

Hurling objects from the car is strictly forbidden. Hurling epithets, however, is encouraged.

You must be at least 4' tall to ride.

Lavas los manos, por favor.

DG

I never have to worry about cutting packages open.

My favorite.