Schedule of Events

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund,
Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean

12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

Proposing a toast is hilarious!

Um, no.

Problem with politics:
too many words.

'n none of 'em
mean xit anyway.

'Zactly.

Politician's words mean something, you just might not like what it is. For example this gem from 2003... On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance to undermine Saddam Hussein's ability to wage war.

The Repug convention:

goose-stepping in geometric patterns with torches,

Ceremonial burning of the constitution followed by

book burnings,

Gay burnings,

weapons shows,

chest beating,

spitting contests,

race baiting

red baiting of unions

fear mongering

threats and promises of war

and of course, the tazing and beating of any protesters in the vicinity

Bush shoulda dug
up Lennie Reifenshtal.

Didn't have to . . .

. . .

If’n they’re fucking up traffic, I don’t have a problem with it.

"I say they didn't shoot enough of them."

Oh, wait.

That's what that woman said about those Kent State protesters...

Butt, seriously-can't ya get rid of them both? I remember America was founded by the people for the people. Cunts, fucks, noroms™, and Nephjunkie aren't mentioned in the Declaration of Independence.