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Poor bastards.
So close they were.
So close you cd almost
taste 'em, huh?
taste 'em, huh?
Since ya felt abhorrence...
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The McCain version says "OLD BUT Not Expired."
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TMZ: Verne 'Mini-me' Troyer has a sex tape
By Julie Gordon
5:56 PM EDT, June 25, 2008
The newest celeb to join the ranks of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian
is none other than Verne Troyer.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the man who plays Mini Me has a sex tape,
according to TMZ.com.
Though the site just shows a G-rated snippet, the tape apparently
shows Troyer getting down and dirty with his girlfriend at the pair's
apartment.
A third party allegedly got hold of the tape and a $100,000
distribution deal with SugarDVD is being entertained, TMZ writes.
By Julie Gordon
5:56 PM EDT, June 25, 2008
The newest celeb to join the ranks of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian
is none other than Verne Troyer.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the man who plays Mini Me has a sex tape,
according to TMZ.com.
Though the site just shows a G-rated snippet, the tape apparently
shows Troyer getting down and dirty with his girlfriend at the pair's
apartment.
A third party allegedly got hold of the tape and a $100,000
distribution deal with SugarDVD is being entertained, TMZ writes.
You can see a preview of Beetlejuice for free.
It's a very short video...
(sorry).
(sorry).
You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget
-- In Bruges
-- In Bruges
...
.
And that so "intelligent" conversation thereafter:
"I think she is actually hurt.
No, I think she is."
She didn't give consent. Here.
Grunke, Grunke,
and Radke.
The noises
they made.
and Radke.
The noises
they made.
Geez - another reason I don't want to die - if I wanted to have sex the state wouldn't let me anymore! The law just never ever leaves you alone.
Just keep that stuff underground, the gov never needs to know.
QUOTE(Stroller @ Jul 10 2008, 09:33 PM) 
That's obvious. If she didn't want to be left alone, she'd have chosen a concrete vault that was easier to pry open.
I'm sure Amber von Doom's grave will have suitable indicators.
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HArrrrr!
Five bucks says that's Spongebob.
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Do they still print Mad Magazine?
Yep, and the red-headed step child, "Cracked".
Bought an issue and taught my chilluns 'satire'. They got the concept quicker from that than Mark Twain. Still did the Twain, though. The babes don't appreciate the classics until they get older.
Bought an issue and taught my chilluns 'satire'. They got the concept quicker from that than Mark Twain. Still did the Twain, though. The babes don't appreciate the classics until they get older.
True, those were some good movies.
Wacky Packages!
Ohmotherfuckingsnap!
Ohmotherfuckingsnap!
QUOTE(Nymphadora @ Aug 13 2008, 12:27 PM)
Still did the Twain, though.
Kinda wish I could say the same...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Indeed!
Let me roll my tongue back up from the floor.
A Russian and Polish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic
gold medal. Before the final match, the Polish wrestler's trainer came
to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished.'
As the match started, the wrestlers circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian
lunged forward, grabbing the Pole and wrapping him up in the
dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd
and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a long,
high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised
his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His
back hit the mat with a thud and the Pole collapsed on top of him,
making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he
asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!' The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he
got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw
this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose
so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit
those babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts.
gold medal. Before the final match, the Polish wrestler's trainer came
to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished.'
As the match started, the wrestlers circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian
lunged forward, grabbing the Pole and wrapping him up in the
dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd
and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a long,
high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised
his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His
back hit the mat with a thud and the Pole collapsed on top of him,
making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he
asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!' The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he
got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw
this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose
so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit
those babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts.
QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ Aug 12 2008, 09:16 PM)
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Is the "Hiram" original, or photoshopped in by WBT?
Original. He's not worth the effort to photoshop.
Nothing could raise
the guffaws
the original does.
the guffaws
the original does.
Sorry, misspelled,
"hacking, horking,
utterly stomach upsetting
diarrheal nonsense"
"hacking, horking,
utterly stomach upsetting
diarrheal nonsense"
Come to think of it,
reminds me of
Boggy Joose, too.
reminds me of
Boggy Joose, too.
PENIS CANDY FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!!
Yes, now your tween girls can chew on these FANTASTIC light flesh-toned penis gummy candies JUST LIKE HANNAH MONTANAH!!!
Oh wait - they are guitars and microphones?
Really??
I've never in my life seen a guitar or a microphone that color.
I must just be a pervert or something. Now I feel bad and dirty.
Imagine seeing a dildo not in Washington DC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0po1WRIIMg...feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0po1WRIIMg...feature=related
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I thought you were taking about the reporter until the dude with the box walked out.
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