Some like them on sandwiches, some like them fried, others, deer me, like them where they shouldn't be...

...and those that came into here to look at pickle porn are a bit sick:)

I was just following
orders from the anal
rape prowler.

Fuck, I miss Smutty.

Dat xit is good:

Figures you'd appreciate
having a xitty pickle.

Ya have befriended w/InstantCowXitCunt? Grate. Happy huntin' fer mushrooms growin' on cow xit. I prefer pickles from reliable source, I do not want to get pickled on xit.

Of course, they are not iffen half way to the HG quality of these my Father is proud maker of:

So you're a size queen?

Daddy keeps you wet?

Squirt when you bite it?

I'll bet you like it sweet
with just a little salty tang.

Smell of the brine
remind you of sailors?

Looks like lack of alcohol in yer pivo has started deterioratin' yer brain.

Sounds like the pickles have left
a stain on yr blue dress.

Aren't they fer eatin' unlike most of the pivo made in yer cuntry? It is obvious they will leave stains, will squirt, fuck, that makes me wet.

Have not you tried yerself or mebbe ya don't have the tradition of picklin' cucumbers?

Now yr offerin' me
yr traditional polished cucumber?

Really, I cdn't.

Bravo, Bugz!

Great run there.

Pappy Titswit's pikkle
jar seems to have a
mysterious sludge in
the bottom?

Copper sulfates?
Sealing wax?
Tansy?

Pickle polish.

He does like
his 'shine.

Close, just anethole from Anethum graveolens. The ready juice from the jar looks really louched.

A little spit
helps it fit.

No shit.

It is still the most natural cure fer hangover.

Bendin' over
for a pickle?

I bet ya xould.

If pushin' in yr stool
'll cure my hangover

then you need to wear
a dress and talk nice

else I'll hafta
start drinkin'

less.

Or mebbe start drinkin' at all? Talkin' nice is fer pussies.

I love it
when you're
dirty.

You type more
correctlier.

Which makes them way more normal than those looking at other threads.

or more pickled.

Global warming is not my fault, believe me.

Your pickle ain't near spicy 'nuff
to get the world worked up.

Not like they got in
the new world,
boy.

Who cares about that world, anyway? It is overrated.

Cling to yr pappy's pickle.
Guss fuckin' rocks.

So I will.

And lick the juices
lovingly. They're aged
traditionally.

Of course. At least 6 months, tell it to Kyle, it might help or ruin his filtrations further.

What size screen can you
get daddy's pickle through?

It's that porous
Polish border defense.

There are no borders, fucktard. We are in Schengen (I remember ya're very happy about that at H5), ya can cum easily. On yer screen. Or squirt. What ya prefer.

Your lack of borders
has long been
recognized

Aren't they overrated as well? They are.

with goat's rue.

We're pickling garlic. Takes 3 weeks.

You're just trying to keep the locals away from the place.