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balzdeep
...here's the table he keeps his fountain...
balzdeep
...the flatscreen in the same living room...
balzdeep
...his hot water heater...
balzdeep
...which thankfully is not hooked up to his furnace...
balzdeep
...on a 'cuz it's also his still.
Louched Liver
Spucky is one clever fucker.
Bognoz
I seen them water heaters before.
In Polish homes.
absinthist
At least we have homes, while ya Czeckerlands live in warrens.
Bognoz
More space for gardens.
Free range parsley.
absinthist
That we only know of from yer fairy tales, no one drunk it, no one seen it. Strange? No. Kewel, really kewel, indeed. More gardens=more slains fer Vieux Pontarlier 65.
Bognoz
Can't prove yr
tansilated pigeon xit
by me, neither.
Bognoz
Hop on yr sow
and ride over.
We'll kill it for dinner
over drinks.
absinthist
Thanx fer invitation, butt everythin' else, slains not. Not suitable fer my bitter palate.
Bognoz
I'll give ya a pickle.
absinthist
I knew it ya have that tradition despite modernist conspiracy! Tuzemak will be a nice addition to it.
Bognoz
Kinda vaniller fer you,
ain't it?
absinthist
Adds spicy flavour to the life.
DrinkSlinger
Gimpy does a little A/V installation at his summer home...Oops.
absinthist
QUOTE
and there is no way the cable would have fit thru it anyway..


In vain, in vain...
Bognoz
Gimp don't make no mistakes
with his firearms.

You best kneel down and squeal
for deliverance.
absinthist
I have my spies as well:
Bognoz
I double dog dare ya
to rob my house.
Bognoz
And make yr getaway
by taxi.
absinthist
Since ya invited me, I wood stay. Moravian slivovitz speaks my language, doesn't it?
Bognoz
One prune juice for the
pickle Polisher, please.
absinthist
Hruskovice is good as well. One? Ya're kiddin'. At least ten, or I won't enter.
Bognoz
And ten pears to lubricate
the rectal wombat,
if he may.
Bognoz
I finger yr givin'
him the squeezin's.
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