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TheGreenOne

Apr 4 2008, 09:27 AM

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Widow sues prostitutes for £1million after wealthy businessman husband dies in sex romp

The widow of a wealthy businessman who suffered a fatal heart attack while he was romping with two prostitutes, is suing the pair for £1.1million.

The victim, who had a heart condition and was aged only 38, asked the hookers to come equipped with a special sex toy that stimulates him with electric shocks as a special Christmas treat.

mthuilli

Apr 4 2008, 10:48 AM

So, do you really read all those online xit?

Relax, have some online porn.

TheGreenOne

Apr 4 2008, 12:01 PM

Nah, porn is boring.

absinthist

Apr 4 2008, 12:15 PM

And overrated.

Helfrich

Apr 4 2008, 12:18 PM

Antwerp is a wonderful and exciting city.

absinthist

Apr 4 2008, 12:34 PM

Especially, Onze-Lieve-Vrouwekathedraal with Rubens collection and Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten van Antwerpen with another collection of some of my favorites.

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 01:20 PM

We don't need the details.
Just rough it in.

absinthist

Apr 4 2008, 01:31 PM

Butt "we" do. Isn't that yer werdz:

QUOTE

Don't ignore the details

. Ya are contradictin' yerself.

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 01:38 PM

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 01:41 PM

Whitman
Titswit.

absinthist

Apr 4 2008, 02:00 PM

Don't channel Jerry.

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 02:20 PM

Walt.
Really.
Now

jaded prol

Apr 4 2008, 02:20 PM

I like Jerry.

He's no pinhead.

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 02:20 PM

If Walt had been
from Texas ...

absinthist

Apr 4 2008, 02:24 PM

Yup, Jerry has paid the attention much quicker than other newbians at FV. And takin' into account his age, big respect. Reminds me of my Grandpa.

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 02:27 PM

Yr grandpa smokes
herbs on the porch?

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 02:27 PM

Or prok
on the bbq?

absinthist

Apr 4 2008, 02:42 PM

He's dead.

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 02:51 PM

What's that mean
regarding yr reference
to Jerry, then?

Bognoz

Apr 4 2008, 02:51 PM

He's rotten
and he stinks?

Kirk

Apr 4 2008, 06:42 PM

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. And takin' into account his age, big respect. Reminds me of my Grandpa

What the hell does that mean?
God is supposed to be old as fuck, but, I get it
he's the same old shtick, so you agree with me,
god
is dead,
or maybe he's just sick
what was that story about the watch in pieces, and later ticking fine?
I'll say if there is a god, we must be his favorite creation
ever ticked off,
ever doing time.

AndrewT

Apr 4 2008, 08:51 PM

I think in all my time away from the forums the things I miss most are Kirk's posts.

balzdeep

Apr 4 2008, 11:08 PM

QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ Apr 4 2008, 11:27 AM)

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asked the hookers to come equipped with a special sex toy that stimulates him with electric shocks as a special Christmas treat.

Obviously the humor of him being shocked up the ass with a ram elecroejaculator ran past all of you. Here is a picture of such product. The bars go down (or I guess forward in a person) to stimulate the prostate. In a ram you have to be quick in order to collect semen, and if you aren't quick with the cone to cover him, his pizzle (urethral process) will start spurting such semen you are collecting EVERYWHERE, including all those in a four foot area. Did I mention you are within two feet in order to collect one?

Not much fun to tell an owner that you need to give him an hour or so to rest as you are wiping ram spooge from your face.

Sometimes I miss food animal practice...

...sometimes I don't.

absinthist

Apr 5 2008, 01:12 AM

QUOTE(Kirk @ Apr 4 2008, 06:42 PM)

,so you agree with me,

Absintheletely. Kirkenstein in da house!

Crosby

May 3 2008, 07:09 PM

QUOTE(jaded prol @ Apr 4 2008, 03:20 PM)

I like Jerry.

I don't doubt it.

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