Googling myself came up with thousands of hits, most in German. Narrowing the search came up with 8-10 hits that actually involved myself, mostly newspaper articles (repeated), work website, a presentation I did in school on FMD, and, let the applause begin, a note of myself in Dairy Goat International (or something like that) where my quote was taken way out of context and the goat DID have an ear infection (not infected with West Nile Virus).

Googled Balzdeep, and got a shitload of hits (~1/2), mostly linked here, occasionally linked to feeverte, one to sepulchtride, and one to absinthe collectors forum.

Suddenly real-life doesn't seem so important in the overall world.

Something to ponder.

And that damned goat had an ear infection. Granted, it was the only goat I had seen with such, but still....

Googlin' my name and surname brought the same results scattered all over the web.

Googlin' 'absinthist' brought fora (Polish one as the first hit, though) and places where I was makin' sum reviews as well (like Beer Advocate).

Googlin' 'BoggyTits' or 'AbsentTits' brought 4-7 hits regarding My Space, LL, FV and AF.

I had to use their Polish engine for that one to come up. And this one:

http://www.absynt.netlandia.pl/viewtopic.php?p=1833

Above the post there is a poll, 10-means the best, 1-means the worst.

Ya are second person, buddy, after Alan to have sumthin' translated from our forum. Hope, it is clear now.

Hellbitch T-Shirts has a Bunny Boiler. Okay, I'll stop googlin' myself now.

Lat time I googled myself I found that my lit mag and name was mentioned in a textbook put out by Cornell University.

It wuz fer xure they cater to our cummunity. Bunny's dead!!!

Googling my old married name brought up a couple band websites.

Googling my new maiden name brought up the 3-Day Walk For Breast Cancer that will be happening in November of this year.

Googling my old maiden name brought up a geneology forum.

Googling my screen name here just brings up Absinthe forums because I don't use this name anywhere else.

Googlin' my real name brings up an enormous amount of scrappy crap which proves that my life has always been completely out of control. I seem to be enjoying myself though.

So shall it be, cheers! and that http://prisonersdilemma.groenefee.nl/ makes a lot of sense.

I still have awful nightmares about subthalamic nuclei and uncastrated tomcats making faces. Google is cruel.

GABA antagonism. It's all about the thujones.

Every ScienTits has such nightmares. Life is cruel, Goodle is just overrtared.

Tujon is not overr..sumthin whatecver. It is still kewel.

Time to inter the dirt-head.

I wuz 10000% xure ya wood include include Ted Brew undercover in yer shill.

http://345197.spreadshirt.net/en/GB/Shop/A...article/6355076

Proving once again that
what Tits is sure of
isn't a sure bet.

Gamblin', eh it is overrated. Also, it is yer shill, not mine. I wood never cross the line and play the puppet ya were, are, and forever shall be. Cheers!

Sometimes you make me wanna
axe what's in yr head?

#1 when I googled bugs and nuts and tits together was this... "The Influence of Ambient Temperature on Diet in the Great Tit." Kinda made me snicker. Then I figured out the Great Tit ate on bugs and nuts, then I cried. Can't imagine a world with a great tit without bugs and nuts.

...but a great tit, still makes me snicker.

Does have a humorous
oxynoromic value, doesn tit?

Nope, strictly juvenile giggling coming from this computer. I wouldn't want to piss-off a tit, even if it's only one of a pair. They talk, ya know. Besides, how much fun is one tit if the other one refuses to be involved.

Nuts on the other hand, if handled correctly, tend to overlook the atrocities only a tunic's distance away.

I wasn't going to google myself again since the last, sad time.
Seems I've branched out from cross-stitching to movies.

I really need to stop drinking and pay attention to my career.

You cross-stitched? Funny, never pinned you as a mennonite type.

Your name appears to be a very common one, one that I didn't even try to stalk you with. Your LL name appears to be very common as well (what the hell is A.B. Normal College??). I didn't even see you personally till page three.

Didn't see shit on cross-stiching.

I don't sew.

So a button

is often

lost.

damned button anyways.

I am a serious arts and crafts kinda gal.
You've apparently misjudged me.

Interesting...so you know how to sew? Have you seen the Rockies yet? How would you like to? Are you claustrophobic? Do you like basements? What would you feel about making rugs in my sweatshop I keep in my basement?

The insurance is great!

I would like to know how to sew.
Otherwise, fuck off.

Same reply I get from every Hispanic gal I approach on the street. Looks like the basement gets turned back into an illegal poached salmon fighting ring

More fun than a barrel of monkeys, onacuz the second hit is the Urban Dictionary entry:

1. sixela
7 up, 9 down

A girl who will help a guy with sex lessons and that has sex all the time

a clever dick, one step ahead

Better turn yrself around
before the propositions start.

Bastid,
There may not me
many fucks left in
this outhouse, but
one is me.

Please watch the
post quoting on
head toppers.

Especially when wasting words to say nothing.

Satisfying, butt
bad for the breath.

Ha!

Hmmm......

Pipl? Who the fuck is behind that? Is there any money in collecting useless trivia on me? If so, bring it to me. And I'm not goth.

Maybe you're goth on the inside.

Maybe I'm more blackerer than the devil's heart on the inside.

Someday I gotta give up smoking.

Nah - black is very chic and stylish

On the inside as well? I wear a black coat and a black hat on the outside in the winter. To absorb heat.

I've been told I have an ice-cold blackened heart and I am stylish and chic! Point proved.

Wanna date?

Can Stroller come?

No, he can't. But he seems like a reasonable guy. I'll return you perfectly intact.

Well, sure he can.

Hellbitch, I don't even wanna know
how you know about Ass-roller's come.

Sorry sugar, I'm not gay.