Nearly absent tittoe
can't kick worth a xit.
When he tries to think
someone gets hurt -
usually hisself, poor fuck.
Trademark that.

ya were sayin' sumthin'? I can smell only the burnt™ stench.

Must be the tansy.

Sober or drunk, I don't get what you're sayin' eastern fuckers.

I vote ya sober. Me is drinkin'.

Newsflash.

I can still understand him, after a fashion, so he's prolly lyin'.

Mebbe Tits and the tiny worm
can share a blow
on the breathalyzer.

Mebbe ya share the grave with the rest of yer kind? Ooops, I fergit. Ya are the only of yer kind.

End of story™.

I suppose anal rape might be better fit'n for the tone here... but butt that would kill the scenario.

Yr worn's too small to be
fitting for anything.

...

That averages out to a 3.

Apparently "hyperbole" is your pet vocabulary word of the week.

Um, no. I just exaggerate a little.

I can believe that, a 2 sounds like a perfect match for the size of your cojones.

That's stretchin the truth a little.

Kinda like your typical fish story, eh?

Okay, you win.

Pussy.

You misspelled vagina dentata.

You're a Police album?

My sympathies.