I'm happy to report that I'm still not dead. Sad for you, because you were undoubtedly hoping I was. Too bad. I suppose I'm like the return of the nasty rash you thought had gone away.

Anyway, glad to see some familiar faces still around.



Justin

Holy Shit!

If you are going to holy shit, or want your shit declared holy, now is definitely the time. He's in town, you know...

Personally, I will be staying far, far away.

He invited me over for drinks and poker.

The "poker" part worries me.

What are the appropriate undergarments for the robes? Or is it like Irishmen and kilts?

Of course, it is wasted for him, since he isn't gettin' any. Except little boys, if things stay true to form.

That's why they only have old popes;
the 30 year old he's bopping tells him he's only 13
and he buys it.

After the Popes last speech, Bush (ever the well spoken diplomat)
leaned in and said to the Pope "awesome speech!"
Dude.

He just wants to be bopped by the pope.

This is why I hate being gone for a bit.
Totally missed out on ChuteXit.

---> ---->

At least that's what happens when I usually wave at a gal...

That may not be
a usual wave yr using.

So you're saying I shouldn't unzip prior to waving?

The pelvic gyrations
prolly convey enough.