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TheGreenOne
For $400 they should at least throw in a bic lighter.
Crosby
Maybe a coupon for a free lap-dance too.
Stroller
Target
DrinkSlinger
WTF?
Wild Bill Turkey
Apparently they see a market for expensive and esoteric treatises on the craft of distilling in the same aisle with Smurf pillows and discount hair-dryers.
sixela
That's probably because Oxy sells Smurf pillows and discount hair-dryers as well.

In fact, that's his main line of business -- the absinthe stuff is just a hobby.
balzdeep
Don't tell Ted this, he will have Smurfsinthe right next to the Market Pantry Margarita Mix next week...
TheGreenOne
You're referring to the limited edition Distiller's Proof of Smurfsinthe.
DrinkSlinger
Isn't that the one that wasn't quite good enough to bring to market?
TheGreenOne
But sold for big bucks.
DrinkSlinger
yup, that's the one.
Bognoz
Were any actual smurfs
hurt in the making of it?
G&C
If you need to ask, you don't need to know.
absinthist
Onacuz it is proprietary and confidential.
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