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Crosby
Prolly old news.

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DrinkSlinger
According to Balz™
Sheep ain't got 'nuttin on Goats.

On a 'cause,


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absinthist
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Bognoz
Just as I thought.
absinthist
Ya have checked as well or mebbe wanted a real deal date? Hee hee
Bognoz
Um, no.

I just ass-
umed you'd be
tired of porkin'
Polish porkers.
Bognoz
Guess that's why
you're ham-fisted.
absinthist
And ya have to wear this:
balzdeep
I didn't see that they provided velcro gloves and put bells on the ones that kicked...what kind of safe sex is that?
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