Bad absinthe with a bug in it!?!?!

http://www.originalabsinthe.com/Filterated Czeckerland Xit-beetle-p-73.html

Each bottle of Absinthe Beetle contains giant beetle Eurycantha horrida also known as Spiny Devil Walkingstick. Its magic shape without a doubt expresses the product's mystery...

For God's sake why................

I'll tell ya why. Because when they first tasted it they said, "Xit, this stuff tastes like ass, I'd bet there's nothing worse you could do to this dreck!"
And someone took them up on the bet and now you know.

I bet they thought the beetle would make it taste better.

Couldn't hurt and you know this stuff will kill bugs if you don't want to drink it.

Is it good luck to eat the beetle?

Only if you want to feel
an affinity with Gregor Samsa.

You are what you eat.

The improved version.

That's not bad! But at least a scarab woulda been cooler than a friggin stick beetle...

Scarabs woodn't have been as
kind to the profit margin.