Dinky, even in the lamest of times that 's no excuse.

If you must, please drink PBR.

Champagne of beers.

Just wait till we go to bed Kitty.

Ok.

I love absinthe.

Damn no fight.

I do too, I just don't have any good enough to drink.

Bitch, please.

Shake N Bake Dinky.

PBR is too trendy.

Drinking High life is like donning a mullet, pulling the t-tops off your firebird and taking a cruise through the trailer park...

Damn. If I weren't taken...

Yep,
Drinking High Life is as close to stepping into Florida as you can get without crossing state lines.

No drinking for me tonight, just eating a Millenium Ale.

Um, no.

More for us down here.

Spent the day grilling our pasty flesh at the beach. Drinking some mystery green stuff.

Glad you finally have some relaxation time --
hope you're not too burnt™!

Only our tails.

It was good to see Elf again.

Went to a brewfest today. Snuck in the backdoor, cause I'm not paying 25 bucks for 1 beer worth of beer.

Bought a 6er of Dogfish 60min on the way home. Made some pizza. Deal.

Ah, jeebus, I'd love to try that.

Um, yes. Lots of damn fine stuff around here.

Kitterz, did you get my message yesterday evening? I called when I got back cuz I membered I left that big bottle of Tripel Karmeliet in the bottom of the freezer.

Dammit-a-dammity-damn!

Maybe for the royalty. None of peons is getting anything my good sir. We are but chained to a life of indentured servitude, groveling and scraping a meager existence.

Waer™. Drinkable, who wood thunk that?

Um....yeah. It was a lovely explosion in the freezer. Haven't cleaned it out yet. Been at the condo since Sunday night.

Drinking something white and tasty.

Miss Kitty, I believe you said you were out at St. Johns Island in SC. Were you on the main isle, or one of the smaller ones? The wify turned down the invite from my bylaws this year to go down with them to their place in Kiawah, or I would be there now.

There is some good food in the city, and those beaches can get nice and quiet!

We're very close to Kiawah. My parents have a condo in town but we'll move them out when our new house is built.

Nice area, nice beach. Wish I was there, instead of stuck in this lab.

Sorry again, I'm a 'tard, butt you know that.

It's a nicely contained 'splosion.

We go to Beachwalker Park quite a bit. No houses and not too crowded. The Kiawahians don't really hang out there. Too low class for them.

Nothin' better than a pussy
'preciates a
nicely contained 'splosion.

I like it lowbrow
in the sand, too.

Grouchy still
in 'lanta?

Call me.

No kirsch this year. No kirsch at all! We couldn't shoot all the birds. I'll shoot some more, just for revenge. Maybe they'll taste good.

Sour cherries?
Sweet revenge?

They took 'em all before they were ripe. I couldn't imagine German birds would actually be like that. Bastards. I'll slaughter them all.

You forget to put out
the seed balls
laced with poison.

Lull 'em into a false sense
of having a tomorrow.

Last year, I did not get one pear from my pear tree due to a squirrel army. This year, I started feeding stray cats who claim my yard as their pride land. Squirrel bits are fertilizing the ground.

I bet I get some damn pears this year.

I'll have to look it up next time. Be nice to get away from the kiawahians, though we tend to stay on the richest side of the beach as is. The richest are never there, always at one of their other houses. Beach=empty. Beech doesn't care about the height of your brow.

I need me some beetch
who doesn't care.

Just got back from a week's "vacation" to the beach with the family. 4 and 6 year olds have me doing nothing butt wiping asses, applying suntain lotion and trying not to get Burnt™.

So, now I need a vacation, and a drink... or 10.

Absinthe makes a nice substitute for wet wipes.

I don't know who any of those freaks are.

New WS dress code.

Um, the smile'
s not vacuous 'nuff.

Knowing ignorance.

We've been inundated with smoke from the Dismal Swamp fire for weeks and Mrs. Prole swears she never wants to smell peat smoke again. Soar throats and red eyes all around. Hot toddy today for medicinal reasons

I fermented a bucket of bhrurarb, got rid of the oxalic acid and cooked it all up twice. I hate brhurarb but this is pretty damn excellent.



I'm a licensed distiller so I can fucking post this.

I am glad what I told ya has bore fruits.