In many cases, cheap=good.

I'll take door number two.

Life's too short for anything less than good booze and good women.

Cheap women make expensive wives.

Cheap Thrills has
A Piece of My Heart.

Who says good women and good booze can't also be cheap?

I need to do research.

Snagglin' a few Boulevard Dry Stouts I stunk back from KS a week and a half ago, following it with some absinthe of some sorta.

RL been up and down the past month, now on an upswing I'm thinkin'. Officially back in the dating game, easier than I previously remember...don't know if it's me, where I am at, what I have done, or the fact that my hairloss has made me look more "respectable." I think it's the latter, tied with the fact that I only bathe once a week now to preserve those pheromones.

Hey, yr making
me wet, anyway.

You, and all of the sheep within 25 miles of him.

The competition's always stiff
for the really good ones.

Or is that the
other way round?

Are you talking about dead hookers again?

Bottle # 37307 of Jose Cuervo's limited.
If I was rich, I'd drink even cheaper booze,
cuz I'd still be broke.

Is it wrong to consider throwing away a new cork?
Is it wrong to drink with no glass
if
I draw the line at drinking from yours?

Or if I do,
as long as I drain the last drop?

Go ahead and drain the last drop. No sense in wasting.

if you drink from a glass you'll only have to clean it later.
if you drink in a gutter no one minds if you leave your bottle.

I might be drinking from the gutter before the evening is done.

It's hot.

Been hitting the local bars lookin' for a gig and I have a few possumbilities.

Started the afternoon with some L'Italliane which, while grate, has passed the peak of it's aging process. Moved on to Lush Life.

Time to get dinner together -- nachos tonight -- after another glass or town and I have some Warsteiner hefe in the fridge to eat as well.

Yesterday I was sippin' beer in the Vegas airport with Vibe.
This evening, I should be sippin' booze with another Lounger on the Strip.

I definitely have some issues with this town,
but its best quality is the fact that everyone comes here eventually.

If even only to see you.

Agreed. The nice citrus edge has given way to the Pontarlier Wormwood. Still very good though, just better younger I think. I'll be finishing it off prolly tonight with Oscar & Hissy in Chucktown. A very nice absinthe and wonderful gift. I'm looking forward to the final version with the changes.

We've been sober far too long.

Really?... hmm.

You'd think we're drunk all the time since we can't seem to find the phone or send emails.

Oh yeah, there was that one night...

Swimming in the trashcan.

Hissy needs HoJack to find me.

Grate. I get to play clean up biatch tomorrow when I'm making a mess in the litter box.

i hate drinking with anal rape prowler.

Where you be?

Criketz at WS.

Whodathunk it.

I'll give you some choices.

a. In your dreams

b. Five fee from youl

At the bottom of a glass of absinthe.

I feel violated, somehow.

A. smokin,

B. smokebreak

Point Break

Point taken.

I'll take point.

What's the point of that?

Pointy Stick.

Taken aback?

Pontificatorizin'

If I know Hissita, she ain't takin' a back seat to no one.

I have taken a back seat to RL.

Where the fuck have you been? Call us. We lost your number in the shuffle.

I picked up a bottle of "budget" Margaux on the way home from work; somehow I started drinking beer instead.

Sierra Nevada IPA, and High life if I run out.

I'm sorry.

I know you pussies up there have a betterer selection than that.

Don't be, you're not drinking it.

I actually enjoy High Life (sometimes).
It's the shitty-est beer I can eat.
Good for pool halls and dive bars.

True dat.