youse guys want me to come in and say hello and bow and scrape in front of you for a while?

noob here, reading your words. Or some of them.

I not new to forums, I don't think I'm a troll. When I was in Hawaii I ate spam, I don't know how it was made. I bought a bottle of le fee back round 2001 or so, I've had much better since. I know how inside jokes work, and I don't know yours yet. I'm patient as, eh enough with this. What do you want from me?

(what do I want from you? this is a lounge right? And you know more than I do about a thing I like.)

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

depends on the switch, and how much stake is offered. Don't burn my steak, please. Just show it the flame.


EDIT: I don't know if you want a full and proper introduction. If so, yeah, I'm posting on the other boards. New addition to them, too. Don't have many opinions about people. You can probably pick out who I am with enough ease. I'm not going to insult your intelligence, and stop your guessing game. If you really need help, I'll see about putting up a location or something when I'm not cooking dinner.

I said I'm not new the absinthe, not really, anyhow. And I'm here cause it looks like a place to hang out. And I had the idea you might be a bit more liberal about some other topics of my interest. sofar, it looks like I'm right.

Welcome. A proper introduction is always a good way to start. Feel free to discuss whatever topics you like, just use common sense. We don’t censor or ban people here.

Looks like we got us
a brand new 'ho.

Now whip it
whip it good.

Yer supposed to say "show us your tits".

Isn't that Kirk's line?

I wuz jizz takin' a whack
at the new glory 'ho.

Yeah, some fresh meat.

If you're interested in chating about anything except absinthe, then you're in the right xithole.

What, we have lots of "Jade Sux" threads. Plenty of Luxit bashing too.

Sockit, you misspelled
"chafing."

Now, rub me
the right way.

But i thought jade was the perfect reconstruction of 100 year old booze?!?!

(and about the most beautiful girl I ever known, wish I still knew that bird.)

Ya misspelled "destruction."

damn, what is it with teh interwebs correcting my spelling?!

Um, no.

What is with ya making mistakes.

I'd hang my head in shame, but I would do that wrong.
so I'll hold it high incorrectly, and be proud of that

No matter how many ways of killin' yerself ya find, can't ya just die? W/out further justifications.

I'd settle for some
witty repartee.

Rho may be a friend of yours tits, but this is a welcome thread,
keep it cordial or piss off somewhere else.

Droopy dick Doh
dancin' the Absent
Tits Pole don't
do it for me.

I was hoping English wasn't Rho's first language but as it isn't and Tit's doesn't like him, a welcome is due.

Who says Tits doesn't like him?

HA! Hey Loogie, wassup?

Rho has confirmed:

1) he is not profiteer™
2) he is not profiteers™' lover, servant, cunt, etc
3) he deals with pigments
4) he is not another puppet

So, so far I have nuthin' against him. Hence, real deal™ welcum!

Rut rho, potential
for a Tits sucker.

Heh!

I've be known to suck a tit.
Da wifey's name ended in 'ski.
I still ain't suckin' AbsenTits.

(but I like you, too, absinthist)

Who the fuck is thickness?

She is Polish by chance or by curse?
HA!
For me, ya are well assimilated in the Lounge (and League™) already.