That's what it says in the phone book.

How bored are you?

Need you ask?

Although finding that in the phone book was an accident.

Mostly I was wondering what happened to the Mysterians.

Stick with that story.

The altenative is editing a paper where the footnotes have footnotes.

So, which one of you called them?

I certainly didn't.

I looked them up on the Internets.
No site, though.

Didja do a search for "Shower Massagers – Industrial"?

I've got a lab scale vibrator sitting on the bench across from this computer. Course, it not only vibrates the heck out of things, it taps at the same time. I think some might like it that way.

My vibrator is for research only!

So, what are you doing in the name of research?

erm.. I just signed a non-disclosure agreement with myself. Can't say, it's private.


(ok, so it doesn't call itself a vibrator. It says it's a shaker with tapping module. But it really just vibrates and taps. And I don't use it to vibrate myself. I wanted the piezo electric model, but am stuck with regular ole.)

Yeah. Uh huh. Sure.

Just wipe it off with soap and water when you are done.