1) NYC
2) Wife wants me out da crib for xmas.
3) Set up on Sunday for a couple from
work to come over tonight for fireplace
ramblings over g+ts.
They forget about it.

Is it the eye contact thingy?

it's your mullet.

Naw, it's the world full of stupid people thingy.

I've seen pictures of your eyes, still want to drink with ya.

Yes. As I told Dinky and Smutts at LF03, "When walking through the hood you should keep your head up, make eye contact, smile, and ask how they are doing. Nobody is going to mug a friend, and if you do that, you are a friend." Of course they didn't agree, but then again Dinky drives a porche and Smutty is dead.

I truly LOL'd quite hard.

QUOTE (Larspeart @ Dec 24 2003, 01:40 AM)
it's your mullet.








Apparently, someone doesn't know dripping sarcasim.. .

I truly LOL'd, and spat up a bit, on that one!

No, I wasn't being sarcastic.

And that's why those who know Ballz
embrace Ballz.
The death in the REDRUM only adds
charm.

I know that I would embrace BALLZ™, normally I just trip him and I think I owe him an apology. And a hug.

Straight from the skeeters mouth!

Mayor

Soon Santa Claus will climb back up the chimney,rub off his pants,and reveal Mrs Claus' reindeer-patterned,frilly underthings.

Until then,





Purrs,
F.T.C.A

I can't help but embrace my own balls, with that elephantiasis thing and all ...

DG

FeelThisCatAss,
Thanks Pussy.
Can I stroke you?

I'm hurt...

Nothing personal, it's just that normally I slap skeeters, what with that whole west nile virus thing and all!

I think the skeeters are more afraid
of the toxicity of my blood than I'm
afeard o' them.

Mayor

Go for the strokes.

How are things going post-holiday?

Just slather on skeeter repellant.No need to slap God's creatures just because they gotta eat,too.

Make you a deal - I won't hug you if you won't slap me. I will also avoid trying to trip you, but no guarentees, alright?

FTCA,
Betterer.

Skeeter

I was referring to the little skeeters that come out in the summer months to bite,
bloodlet,and leave little red welts in their wake.

I was not referring to you,Skeeter.I have no intention of slapping you,and I am
saving my skeeter repellant for the actual buggers.

So no need to avoid trying to trip me,O.K,Insect God?

Post-holiday peace and cheers,
F.T.C.A

<Giggles at the goofy-looking cat licking her backside>

Deal, skeeter! As far as the tripping, that happens. The mayor tripped me real good at LF03, hit the floor so hard I knocked myself out for the whole night!

Tripped Balz?

DG

Balz-the post Skeeter was referring to was back a ways.

Apologies to both you and Skeeter for my error in judgement.


F.T.C.A

No need to apologize.

I have been known to do a little bloodletting in my time.

Skeeter repellant? Serpis.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

a mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

Are you saying I suck?

Oh wait, it goes with the name. Uhh...


(don't tell Jack, OK? I'll never hear the end of it...)