Holy Xit!

Found in CanuckyFuckyLand by one of my compatriots:

I'm to lazy to climb that hill,
and I don't have the dollar to waste. But the bottle looks better.

Jebus, Tits, thought you'd
be able to find that a lot
closerer to home if you looked.

Cuz it's obvious now
you have scouts all over
looking for that special
kinda quality beverage
that you so enjoy.

Na zdrowie.
Vivat. Gack.

To all yr friends
in the Party Zone.

It looks closer to mouthwash than it does to absinthe.

Buggster, ya have it just the corner I know. Or mebbe delivered home in cases since ya are their main distributor?

You'd be amazed
how clean it keeps
my septic tank.

I'm sure you'd be
interested to have a look.

Feed it to the cute college girls in shots, they don't care.
Out like a light, in like a dream, watch the walk of shame come morning.

I actually liked the old bottle better.

I hate those frosted glass botlles with a passion. Yeeeeeeech!

I gotta agree. The old one
had some distinction at least.
This one's more o' the same ol'.

You cd really do some damage
hittin' a head with those ol' square corners.

At least my ol' empties
are collectibles now.

Just don't get me pissed and make me
smack one o'er the top o' yer head.

Don't bother. I'd only retaliate by hurling my sharp-edged reject of an absinthe grille repro at yer melon.

Kung fu
melon
grille.


Scaarryy.

Everyone knows
Hill's is lethal.

I tried that xit once, I'd rather drink paint thinner. Does louche like the Roquette tho.

Indeed!™. Paint thinner has even nicer smell than Roquette.

Proving once again that Tits has tried
to ingest anything you can name.
And reliable rates the aesthetic qualities.

At least it isn't brown and loaded with tansy.

Ya' re repeatin' yerself, old friend.