Justin
Dec 24 2003, 10:20 AM
If I was hypothetically going someplace like, say, Arizona for a week, should I expect problems trying to take along some absinthe for personal consumption?
I would hypothetically be flying Northwest Airlines and be carrying on the luggage containing the aforementioned hypothetical absinthe.
What are your experiences with this type of scenario?
If it wasn't so damned far, I'd drive, but that isn't practical. Flying has gotten to really suck, especially when you are trying to take a parachute. For some reason they get touchy about them. Particularly during code orange terrorist periods. Doubly so when you ask to sit in the emergency exit row.

Yes, they do. Freak. Out.
DGLeadbetter
Dec 24 2003, 10:23 AM
I've packed the bottle in a wine shipper and put it in my suitcase and never had a problem. however, taking in a carry on could pose an issue.
Also, note that if the ab is 140 or more, they consider it an explosive.
no kidding.
DG
louchefabrik
Dec 24 2003, 10:25 AM
Forget the parachute! That leaves more room for your RPG launcher in the overhead compartment.
Absinthe_1900
Dec 24 2003, 10:26 AM
Might work if put in a Pastis bottle, corked, & resealed, and checked in luggage.
Or send it by UPS to your destination.
louchefabrik
Dec 24 2003, 10:28 AM
I had transfered some MH to a scope bottle to carry to LF 2003, some might say that the two are indistiguishable----but the scope is mintier
Justin
Dec 24 2003, 10:29 AM
QUOTE(DGLeadbetter @ Dec 24 2003, 01:25 PM)
Also, note that if the ab is 140 or more, they consider it an explosive.
no kidding.
I'll already be carrying a parachute with an altitude-sensing electronically-activated cutter connected to a high-tensile spring activated reserve parachute.
I mean, what could possibly look suspicious about that?
Though it is totally legal and the FAA has approved them.
HELLCAT
Dec 24 2003, 02:19 PM
Porkio
Dec 24 2003, 02:24 PM
I flew about 8 times last year, and every single time I had a clearly labelled bottle of Absinthe either in my carry on bag or checked luggage. Got pulled out of the line twice for a random search. Once a TSA guy asked "what's this?". I said a French Liqueuer. He said "OK, no problem". The other time they didn't even ask.
faustus
Dec 24 2003, 02:29 PM
I've never flown with absinthe, but I've twice flown with an open, almost full bottle of gin in my carry-on. Never had a problem. One time, when my bag was searched, the guy just laughed and said, well that sure beats paying $5 on the plane!
Bumpferret
Dec 24 2003, 02:31 PM
Um, hellcat is right. It's best to check-in sealed bottles at the counter. I lucked out last March and that was probably because they found something else to hassle me about.
Bumpferret
Dec 24 2003, 02:35 PM
QUOTE(faustus @ Dec 24 2003, 05:31 PM)
I've never flown with absinthe, but I've twice flown with an open, almost full bottle of gin in my carry-on. Never had a problem. One time, when my bag was searched, the guy just laughed and said, well that sure beats paying $5 on the plane!
I'm with you, brother man. Chances are, I'll carry on a vodka bottle in a few months for the same reason. And I just don't see me dripping anything over a sugar cube while flying in this climate.
greeneyes
Dec 24 2003, 02:40 PM
Looks like you're one of the guys, Festus. Don't let CeeGee catch wind of it.
Louched Liver
Dec 25 2003, 02:13 PM
Way to pay attention Bumpy.
Maybe I'm glad I didn't get to meet ya.
HELLCAT
Dec 25 2003, 05:08 PM
QUOTE(Bumpferret @ Dec 24 2003, 05:33 PM)
Um, hellcat is right. It's best to check-in sealed bottles at the counter. I lucked out last March and that was probably because they found something else to hassle me about.
What was the "OTHER" hassle...curiousity
Louched Liver
Dec 25 2003, 09:16 PM
The foil covered cucumber.
HELLCAT
Dec 26 2003, 08:58 AM
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Dec 26 2003, 12:18 AM)
The foil covered cucumber.
Gross.
Oxygenee
Dec 26 2003, 09:13 AM
Flying with Absinthe:
Maturin
Dec 26 2003, 09:23 AM
Nice aim!!!!!!
I was also curious about flying w/absinthe. It appears the best way is to put unopened bottles in the checked bags, correct?
Bumpferret
Dec 26 2003, 11:02 AM
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Dec 26 2003, 12:18 AM)
The foil covered cucumber.
In flight entertainment.
Porkio
Dec 26 2003, 02:42 PM
QUOTE(Oxygenee @ Dec 26 2003, 12:15 PM)
Flying with Absinthe:
Is that Absinthe 1900 in the plane?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Dec 26 2003, 02:44 PM
Nah, the guys shirt isn't loud enough.
Absinthe_1900
Dec 26 2003, 04:05 PM
You never wear an aloha shirt in a Bleroit monoplane.
But you do drink when you land.
Felis Catus
Dec 28 2003, 12:15 PM
Oxygenee
Beautiful,and very funny,illustration.
Do you think Southwest Airlines will confiscate my Creme de Menthe and Vandermint ?Perhaps I should put the Creme de Menthe in Mylanta bottles and the Vandermint in YooHoo bottles.Sealed with wax,of course.
HELLCAT
Dec 28 2003, 01:28 PM
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 28 2003, 03:17 PM)
Oxygenee
Beautiful,and very funny,illustration.
Do you think Southwest Airlines will confiscate my Creme de Menthe and Vandermint ?Perhaps I should put the Creme de Menthe in Mylanta bottles and the Vandermint in YooHoo bottles.Sealed with wax,of course.
Pussy with Attitude. Shoot why don't ya sit in the pilots lap and you will be fine darlin.
Absinthe_1900
Dec 30 2003, 04:08 PM
A little absinthe era aviation link:
http://lincolnbeachey.com/index.html
Porkio
Dec 30 2003, 06:08 PM
QUOTE(HELLCAT @ Dec 28 2003, 04:30 PM)
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 28 2003, 03:17 PM)
Oxygenee
Beautiful,and very funny,illustration.
Do you think Southwest Airlines will confiscate my Creme de Menthe and Vandermint ?Perhaps I should put the Creme de Menthe in Mylanta bottles and the Vandermint in YooHoo bottles.Sealed with wax,of course.
Pussy with Attitude. Shoot why don't ya sit in the pilots lap and you will be fine darlin.
what is this, Nerve.com?
DGLeadbetter
Dec 30 2003, 08:40 PM
Yeah, I'm sure a lap dance will get you just about anything you want ... and probably a few thing you wish you didn't get.
DG
lysistrata
Dec 31 2003, 06:19 AM
At least you'll know which way is up....
DGLeadbetter
Dec 31 2003, 07:25 AM
... or which one.
DG
Absinthe_1900
Dec 31 2003, 09:13 AM
Just be carefull grabbing the joystick in the cockpit.
DGLeadbetter
Dec 31 2003, 01:26 PM
No kidding ... might be more than the plane going down.
DG
Felis Catus
Jan 2 2004, 01:40 PM
1900
Thanks for the link to the aviation site.
I read the information provided about the 1912 People's Aviation Meet,held in 1912 in Los Angeles.I would like to have a copy of the poster made for that event.
Great site!
uhclem
Jan 2 2004, 03:32 PM
An empty Mountain Dew bottle is perfect for transporting La Fee. The green tint to the bottle is a perfect camouflage. Just make sure you've rinsed it very well before use. Of course, you're going to look really lame in front of your friends and family when you begin the pouring ritual with a pop bottle...
Larspeart
Jan 2 2004, 07:44 PM
Okay, I wasn't gonna chime in, but with my trip up-coming, I figure I ought to.
I was going to bring my absinthe in a 7oz flask packed in my main suitcase (that will go through standard baggage). Am I running any kind of risk doing it that way? Am I better off toting it in my carry-on? Or, is bringing it in a flask a bad idea in general?
DGLeadbetter
Jan 2 2004, 09:46 PM
I'm gonna say it's a bad idea ... I'd go with something easy for them to recognize when the x-ray the bag ... just take a bottle packed in a wine shipper, that way they have no question about what's in the flask.
Better yet, why not FedEx a bottle to the hotel? No probelms there.
DG
lambchop
Jan 5 2004, 08:39 AM
QUOTE(Larspeart @ Jan 2 2004, 10:46 PM)
I was going to bring my absinthe in a 7oz flask packed in my main suitcase (that will go through standard baggage). Am I running any kind of risk doing it that way? Am I better off toting it in my carry-on? Or, is bringing it in a flask a bad idea in general?
Lars, definitely do
not take any open or openable container with you onto the flight. Nowadays, they will simply take it away from you and/or make you pour it down a drain. Last time I tried to bring a flask, I was forced to down the entire thing in the bathroom before entering the terminal, because I sure as hell wasn't going to pour it out. Damn fun plane ride though.
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