From the BBC.

British Bat Comforters?

34FF???

Since she was at her "desk" I'll just assume she's not a pornstar but a fatty. Although pornstar makes for a much better image...

...

34FF

Not much space for a bat to fit into.

Coz it's no longer Bustenhalter butt Fledermaushalter.

Tits, I hardly recognize ya
since the make-over.

See what a little make-up
and the right dress can do.

Let's not forget
the before pic:

Yikes.

Bats look for cozy, dark and warm places to rest. Perhaps she should be relieved that the bat didn't discover any other places of refuge on her drunk, sleeping body.

You suggesting echo-location
may help in the depths?

That's deep.

Too bad you're so shallow.

That's not what you sd
when I tickled yr appendix.

Then you woke up.

Well, excuse me, butt
yr not the most stimulating
asshole I've encountered.

You're still dreaming.

All way I can get wet
when confronted with
your ugly ass.